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If I had billions, I’d commission Ken Burns to make a documentary with David Attenborough narrating and John Williams to write the score, as a gift to the world. Better than kicking your grandma off Social Security and canceling her health insurance.
May 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
If I had billions, I’d commission Ken Burns to make a documentary with David Attenborough narrating and John Williams to write the score, as a gift to the world. Better than kicking your grandma off Social Security and canceling her health insurance.
Was surprised to see someone on a Teams meeting, that took the week off. They said they joined this unimportant meeting from home, because it’s better than cleaning their house. Then they go on to say that’s the reason they took a week off and rented a dumpster. WTF?
April 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Was surprised to see someone on a Teams meeting, that took the week off. They said they joined this unimportant meeting from home, because it’s better than cleaning their house. Then they go on to say that’s the reason they took a week off and rented a dumpster. WTF?
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
April 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
On April 5, we’re uniting to say Hands Off! Join me to fight back against Trump’s unprecedented power grab. app.sosha.ai/s/xplR4Pti
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March 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
On April 5, we’re uniting to say Hands Off! Join me to fight back against Trump’s unprecedented power grab. app.sosha.ai/s/xplR4Pti
So many dudes I know are on social media complaining that illegals sneak across the border with drugs and that makes them dangerous.
Dude! You used to sell drugs! Not at street level bro, all the weight you pushed made it trafficking. You used drug money for the down payment on this fucking house!
Dude! You used to sell drugs! Not at street level bro, all the weight you pushed made it trafficking. You used drug money for the down payment on this fucking house!
February 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
So many dudes I know are on social media complaining that illegals sneak across the border with drugs and that makes them dangerous.
Dude! You used to sell drugs! Not at street level bro, all the weight you pushed made it trafficking. You used drug money for the down payment on this fucking house!
Dude! You used to sell drugs! Not at street level bro, all the weight you pushed made it trafficking. You used drug money for the down payment on this fucking house!
Stoked to be going to Shrek Rave in a couple weeks! The tag lines crack me up! It’s either lazy or genius promoting.
February 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Stoked to be going to Shrek Rave in a couple weeks! The tag lines crack me up! It’s either lazy or genius promoting.