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Christine 🏴‍☠️
@pluotcat.bsky.social
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Supportive reply girl/recovering lurker. Pluots, pirates, pigeons, cats; hockey & wrestling on the side I 30s I she/her I 🔞🐈‍⬛🍟🏴‍☠️
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Image of a white man staring directly at the camera with a neutral expression. He is from “Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point” meme/Clickhole article
September 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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The Gentleman Pirate, I presume
Photo of a shelf in a homegoods store with various Halloween decor. In the centre is a small statue of a tan and white corgi puppy wearing pirate attire, including a black eye patch, black tricorn hat with white skull and bones insignia and red trim, and a cape with the same pattern tied in front with a bow.
September 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Me right now
Meme image of a pentagon shape featuring the following points: going crazy, going ape shit, going ham, going stupid, going feral. It is coloured red in the middle, with the colour touching all points. The word “FUCK” is also in the middle of the shape.
July 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Your kindness and generosity is greatly appreciated. Here is an Ed for you
Ed Teach in his leathers, head turned to the side looking at Stede out of frame
April 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Screenshot from Aljazeera.com on March 4, 2025. Includes thumbnail of a video inside parliament with red smoke visible. Headline: “Serbia opposition members throw smoke bombs, flares inside parliament.” Subhead: “At least two lawmakers injured after chaos erupts inside parliament, where smoke bombs and flares were thrown.” Lede: “Serbian opposition lawmakers have thrown smoke grenades and tear gas inside parliament to protest against the government and support demonstrating students, with one legislator suffering a stroke during the chaos.” Screenshot from nymag.com’s The Cut on March 4, 2025. Headline: “Democrats Plan to Protest Trump's Speech by Wearing Pink.” An archival photograph shows female Democratic members of Congress in the House Chamber wearing white. Several are raising their right hand to hold up three fingers. Photo caption and credit: “Democrats chant "H.R.3" during President Trump's State of the Union address on February 4, 2020. Female lawmakers wore suffragette white in support of women's rights. Photo: Tom Williams/CQ Roll Call via AP Images.” Article byline: “By Andrea González-Ramírez, a senior writer for the Cut who covers systems of power.”
March 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Happy birthday, my darlings. I love you so much #OurFlagTurns3
Glowy, slightly hazy photograph of the deck of the Revenge during a casual hangout sesh. Most of our pirates are sitting and talking to each other, having a great time.
March 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Line drawing showing a man in three panels: on his side with his face away from the viewer and hugging his knees, on his side in the opposite direction, and a closeup of his face with tears visible, and a tissue/handkerchief under his head . The three panels read: “Lie down, try not to cry, cry a lot”
February 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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I do and don’t want to know what happened to necessitate this sticker
Photograph from a store selling bulk food products. Pictured is a plastic tub of powdered macaroni and cheese sauce mix, with a “serve yourself”-style scoop on the right. A sticker on the tub reads: “Please don’t snack. If you’d like to try before you buy, ask a sales associate. We’ll get you a sample.”
February 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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February 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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This should be on the front page of every newspaper
Elon Musk, owner of X and Tesla and advisor to the president, gives a Sieg Heil/Nazi salute at the inauguration of Donald Trump on January 20, 2025 in the United States of America.
January 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Mentally I’m staying here today
Image of a ramshackle inn on a grassy hill during the sunset. Ed and Stede (who are innkeepers now, and so in love) are standing on the porch
January 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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I miss them
Stede and Ed embracing and staring at each other lovingly on the beach on the Republic of Pirates
January 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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I’m sorry ❤️ Here’s a wrestling pic that always makes me laugh
Booker T seated at the commentary desk half-turned to look at a giant Knuckles who is staring at him somewhat menacingly
December 9, 2024 at 3:19 PM