Same with my Mum.
January 13, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Same with my Mum.
I used to think that joke was funny too.
January 11, 2026 at 12:28 PM
I used to think that joke was funny too.
Bit warm, innit?
January 8, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Bit warm, innit?
It’s the Nerd Reich.
January 1, 2026 at 3:33 AM
It’s the Nerd Reich.
Less of a last resort, more of a safety net.
December 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Less of a last resort, more of a safety net.
Whatever for? I think it has a nice ring to it.
December 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Whatever for? I think it has a nice ring to it.
Fucking great, wasn’t it?
December 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Fucking great, wasn’t it?
There’s a missing apostrophe, but I’m not going to get into a flap about it.
December 14, 2025 at 7:38 AM
There’s a missing apostrophe, but I’m not going to get into a flap about it.
Those Jeep owners do wrangle on.
December 13, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Those Jeep owners do wrangle on.
This ended a lot better than I thought it was going to.
December 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This ended a lot better than I thought it was going to.
When God said ‘chin’ she thought he said ‘gin’ and ordered a double.
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 AM
When God said ‘chin’ she thought he said ‘gin’ and ordered a double.
Story of my life…
November 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Story of my life…
The downside of having a Dad who worked for Westward? No shout out from Gus. Reverse nepotism be damned!
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The downside of having a Dad who worked for Westward? No shout out from Gus. Reverse nepotism be damned!
Hasn’t been the Barclays Premier League for years.
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Hasn’t been the Barclays Premier League for years.
While the Devon ones are split down the middle.
October 21, 2025 at 11:55 AM
While the Devon ones are split down the middle.
October 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Mum died yesterday.
October 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Mum died yesterday.
There’s trouble brewing.
October 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
There’s trouble brewing.
I bet you felt a right tit.
October 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I bet you felt a right tit.