zach
@plundersundered.bsky.social
my head is too far from my feet
with all my wit and cunning, I could probably eat this marshmallow and still eat two more later…
September 7, 2023 at 1:01 PM
with all my wit and cunning, I could probably eat this marshmallow and still eat two more later…
guy who spells muscle like hustle
August 22, 2023 at 3:33 PM
guy who spells muscle like hustle
evil scientists dont create monsters or viruses anymore they just pour unlabeled bottles of chemicals from 7 years ago down the sink
(I am an evil scientist)
(I am an evil scientist)
August 3, 2023 at 8:30 PM
evil scientists dont create monsters or viruses anymore they just pour unlabeled bottles of chemicals from 7 years ago down the sink
(I am an evil scientist)
(I am an evil scientist)
guy whose life’s goal is to become a fecal transplant donor
July 31, 2023 at 2:56 AM
guy whose life’s goal is to become a fecal transplant donor
Using modded Minecraft fluid pipes in real life to fill the Grand Canyon with lava then accidentally falling in
July 30, 2023 at 4:34 PM
Using modded Minecraft fluid pipes in real life to fill the Grand Canyon with lava then accidentally falling in
When I say “LMFAO” the F stands for “frickin’” or “freaking” and never, ever the real f-word
July 30, 2023 at 4:29 PM
When I say “LMFAO” the F stands for “frickin’” or “freaking” and never, ever the real f-word
putting the contents of an unflushed toilet into the office Lost and Found box
July 28, 2023 at 3:59 PM
putting the contents of an unflushed toilet into the office Lost and Found box
asking for a to go box after I finished all my pancakes because I want to take home the syrup on the plate
July 21, 2023 at 6:20 PM
asking for a to go box after I finished all my pancakes because I want to take home the syrup on the plate
guy who presses elevator buttons really hard
July 20, 2023 at 10:19 PM
guy who presses elevator buttons really hard
trying my hardest to do a troll face while robbing a bank
July 19, 2023 at 9:38 PM
trying my hardest to do a troll face while robbing a bank
I don’t want my lunch break to be over
July 18, 2023 at 6:11 PM
I don’t want my lunch break to be over
when I was little I saw the episode of Arthur where the girl’s head exploded off her body and thought if I clenched my jaw for too long it would happen to me
July 15, 2023 at 4:01 PM
when I was little I saw the episode of Arthur where the girl’s head exploded off her body and thought if I clenched my jaw for too long it would happen to me
I have hypnosis powers that only work on shrimp and creatures that have eaten shrimp in the last 8 hours
July 15, 2023 at 3:32 PM
I have hypnosis powers that only work on shrimp and creatures that have eaten shrimp in the last 8 hours
plane tickets are too expensive I just go to the carnival with a boxcutter and cut the straps on the human slingshot ride, which is conveniently aimed towards my vacation destination
July 15, 2023 at 3:29 PM
plane tickets are too expensive I just go to the carnival with a boxcutter and cut the straps on the human slingshot ride, which is conveniently aimed towards my vacation destination
airplane making an emergency landing because I botched the spell I was casting
July 15, 2023 at 3:07 PM
airplane making an emergency landing because I botched the spell I was casting
boom boom pow lyrics
July 15, 2023 at 2:11 PM
boom boom pow lyrics
yelling “HE’S GONE AWOL” when my coworker leaves the office 15 minutes early on a friday
July 14, 2023 at 8:05 PM
yelling “HE’S GONE AWOL” when my coworker leaves the office 15 minutes early on a friday