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”I broke a mirror in my house and I’m supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.”
- Steven Wright
- Steven Wright
5 showings of Melania in South Portland Maine tomorrow and only one showing has actually sold some tickets. Womp womp 😏
January 29, 2026 at 8:23 PM
5 showings of Melania in South Portland Maine tomorrow and only one showing has actually sold some tickets. Womp womp 😏
Here’s to the renegade poets of fast food franchise signage
January 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Here’s to the renegade poets of fast food franchise signage
