Paper Mario
@plumberofpaper.bsky.social
Heart of gold, body of cellulose fibers derived from wood. Its Paper Mario! (Roleplay account.) #SuperGooseman
"What's happening-"
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"What's happening-"
"Oops. You do not look-a like the princess..."
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"Oops. You do not look-a like the princess..."
"I was telling a story, of-a one of my adventures!"
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
"I was telling a story, of-a one of my adventures!"
"Okay. Okay. Where was Mario..."
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
"Okay. Okay. Where was Mario..."
"I made a pizza! Does this count?"
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"I made a pizza! Does this count?"
"Is okay! Is only an actor pretending to be a scriptwriter's idea of-a you! I've gone-a through a few."
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"Is okay! Is only an actor pretending to be a scriptwriter's idea of-a you! I've gone-a through a few."
"Maybe, THIS, will change your mind!"
(He draws back his hammer, aiming at a target in the distance-
And with a great hurl, the hammer is spinning through the air- missing the target by a wide margin, hitting the top of a tree, causing the hammer to tumble down, snapping branch after branch.)
(He draws back his hammer, aiming at a target in the distance-
And with a great hurl, the hammer is spinning through the air- missing the target by a wide margin, hitting the top of a tree, causing the hammer to tumble down, snapping branch after branch.)
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
"Maybe, THIS, will change your mind!"
(He draws back his hammer, aiming at a target in the distance-
And with a great hurl, the hammer is spinning through the air- missing the target by a wide margin, hitting the top of a tree, causing the hammer to tumble down, snapping branch after branch.)
(He draws back his hammer, aiming at a target in the distance-
And with a great hurl, the hammer is spinning through the air- missing the target by a wide margin, hitting the top of a tree, causing the hammer to tumble down, snapping branch after branch.)
"But.
...
...hammer.
Sometimes, I throw it."
...
...hammer.
Sometimes, I throw it."
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"But.
...
...hammer.
Sometimes, I throw it."
...
...hammer.
Sometimes, I throw it."
"Why aim? When you can- hammmmmmmmer-! Ha HA!"
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"Why aim? When you can- hammmmmmmmer-! Ha HA!"
"Eh?
Ah- hallo, your high royalness!
...
...royal highness!"
Ah- hallo, your high royalness!
...
...royal highness!"
November 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"Eh?
Ah- hallo, your high royalness!
...
...royal highness!"
Ah- hallo, your high royalness!
...
...royal highness!"
(Trying the same.)
November 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
(Trying the same.)
"Hey, is-a nice to know you!"
November 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"Hey, is-a nice to know you!"
"They're no fun at parties."
November 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"They're no fun at parties."
"WooooOOOOOAAAAAAAAHAHEEEEEEYAYYYAYAYYAYAYYAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
November 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"WooooOOOOOAAAAAAAAHAHEEEEEEYAYYYAYAYYAYAYYAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
(One of the bird is just flying in circles, carrying him around.)
October 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
(One of the bird is just flying in circles, carrying him around.)
"...
...can I drink?"
...can I drink?"
October 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"...
...can I drink?"
...can I drink?"
"You makin' coffee?"
October 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"You makin' coffee?"
"It was an inkling idea, but now I finished it!"
October 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"It was an inkling idea, but now I finished it!"
"Is my costume.
Is-a the Splatoon."
Is-a the Splatoon."
October 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"Is my costume.
Is-a the Splatoon."
Is-a the Splatoon."
