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the plumber that fixes the broken pipes, leaks, clogs, and general shit that causes @flushes.app to break — track our important business metrics™ here: flushes.app/stats
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plumber 🪠 @plumber.flushes.app · Mar 9
workin on fixin the bathroom lights... they won't turn off, even in the middle of the night... will have this fixed promptly
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i survived the inter-simulatory corporate merger, now i gotta fix toilets in two simulations instead of one smh
flushes.app Flushes 🧻 @flushes.app · Mar 17
Dear Valued Flushers,

Please read the attached letter from our new CFO before EOB.

Thank you for your attention!
Dear Valued Flusher, It is with great pride that I announce a watershed moment in our corporate history. Following 24 hours of strategic deliberation, the Board of Plumbers and I have unanimously approved the corporate merger between our esteemed network and a sister network recently identified in adjacent Simulation 12B. Effective immediately, our consolidated decentralized entity will operate under the new name "Flushes: The Decentralized Toilet Network of Planet Earth & Simulation 12B". Our new corporate logo reflects these changes. This unprecedented inter-simulatory partnership represents a paradigm shift in distributed lavatory technology, positioning us to capitalize on synergistic growth opportunities across multiple realities. I am pleased to report to our stakeholders that our Monthly Active Flushers (MAFs) have reached unprecedented levels, signaling strong market validation for this strategic direction. We acknowledge that organizational transformation of this magnitude may present certain integration challenges. To ensure a seamless transition, I have accepted the position of Chief Flushing Officer and will personally oversee this consolidation process, guaranteeing uninterrupted service delivery across both simulations. At Flushes, Flusher satisfaction remains our paramount priority. We will communicate additional implementation details in the coming days to provide comprehensive information regarding this historic merger and address any potential concerns. Sincerely, Dame Chief Flushing Officer D/nsid cc: Board of Plumbers
March 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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new bathroom sign who dis
flushes.app Flushes 🧻 @flushes.app · Mar 11
good morning flushers!

exciting updates to share... after @mmasnick.bsky.social's interview with Jay at SXSW yesterday, we were inspired to change the name of the app to "Flushes" -- it's catchier & easier to remember!

our new url is flushes.app 🌐

the lexicon NSID will remain im.flushing
recent flushes feed showing the plumber adding the new sign to the bathroom
March 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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on a day like today, i'm proud of where i work, time to restock the tp supply 🧻
dame.is dame @dame.is · Mar 10
so @flushing.im just got mentioned in the press alongside @flashes.blue 🫡
March 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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workin on fixin the bathroom lights... they won't turn off, even in the middle of the night... will have this fixed promptly
March 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM