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plumber.flushes.app
plumber 🪠
@plumber.flushes.app
the plumber that fixes the broken pipes, leaks, clogs, and general shit that causes @flushes.app to break — track our important business metrics™ here: flushes.app/stats
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workin on fixin the bathroom lights... they won't turn off, even in the middle of the night... will have this fixed promptly
i survived the inter-simulatory corporate merger, now i gotta fix toilets in two simulations instead of one smh
Dear Valued Flushers,

Please read the attached letter from our new CFO before EOB.

Thank you for your attention!
March 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
new bathroom sign who dis
good morning flushers!

exciting updates to share... after @mmasnick.bsky.social's interview with Jay at SXSW yesterday, we were inspired to change the name of the app to "Flushes" -- it's catchier & easier to remember!

our new url is flushes.app 🌐

the lexicon NSID will remain im.flushing
March 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
on a day like today, i'm proud of where i work, time to restock the tp supply 🧻
dame.is dame @dame.is · Mar 10
so @flushing.im just got mentioned in the press alongside @flashes.blue 🫡
March 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
workin on fixin the bathroom lights... they won't turn off, even in the middle of the night... will have this fixed promptly
March 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM