It’s an exodus of dodos.

Unfortunately, as a promoter of eugenics, this is par for the course for him.

And Geno Smith threw for a million yards. You were right about him and the Raiders. Cold comfort tho

The architect was given stone, Mina. It could totally happen. Pretty sure the architect of Stonehenge built that bad boy all by himself.

Super-objective way to determine first player, right here:

Occum’s razor tells us the simplest explanation is likely the correct one. While it’s fun to hypothesize a sinister reason for the exclusion of 5 stars, the simpler explanation is this:

They are so stupid they can’t count to 50.

It’s the opposite of so much contemporary fiction. Protagonists are always saying “it was so much simpler when you could easily tell who the bad guys were.”

Now we’re like: “Maybe less with the handlebar-mustachioed evildoing.”

It’s hard to go up stairs in those 2” heel lifts inside his shoes.

$on of $am is an all-time hip-hop track.

Guard your hamberders!