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Daniel Warshaw 🚲📷
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Fractional Uncle Fester

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Distracting myself from the ongoing domestic/global horrors by planning out my Trek restomod.
January 21, 2026 at 6:59 PM
New seatpost fits the Trek! I got a cheap seatpost measuring tool, and also measured the existing steel seat pin and interior of the seat tube multiple times, but I was still relieved that the post fit. It’s a cheap 26.0 Origin 8 2-bold dealy, but it’ll do!
January 17, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I am developing a sickness :-P

Just purchased an old XTR-M952 derailleur for the Trek. Gonna eventually run it 9 speed when I build up some 650B wheels for it, but it should work just as well on the existing 8-speed freewheel.
January 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I’m working over some thoughts in my head around doomer leftist ideology and its similarity to certain end-times-focused evangelicals. Something about anticipating—even hoping to accelerate—a severe existential shift. A shift they view as a positive, but with dire prerequisite steps.
January 16, 2026 at 1:27 AM
1990 Trek Antelope update: no need to spread the rear triangle!

I space out...with a cold set: https://ploafmaster.com/2026/01/15/i-space-outwith-a-cold.html
January 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
This 1990 Trek has a 68mm BB shell, but the seller had put in a mountain BB flipped 180° (but very well greased). Remarkably, inside the shell is in near perfect shape, and I had the right BB with the same spindle length! Went in like it was a new frame!
January 13, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Reposted by Daniel Warshaw 🚲📷
Here are all the details of today's new-old #bike day!

In a resto-mood: https://ploafmaster.com/2026/01/11/in-a-restomood.html
In a resto-mood
So here it is! I purchased my first old bike to modify. This one doesn’t technically need much of anything because the seller pretty much cleaned it and gave it a tune up. I didn’t even get any dirt on my fingers during my detailed inspection once I got it home. Everything seems to be original except for the consumable parts and the grips/shifters, and the rack is obviously an addition (but it _is_ Bontrager, which feels at least consistent). I want this to slowly morph into my “second ride of the day” bike - for comfortable cruising when I’m going out to dinner. ## What Do We Have Here? According to the seller (and consistent with what I found in Trek’s 1990 catalog), this is a 1990 Trek Antelope 800. It’s the bottom version of the Antelope series, but the frame is still Tange Cro-Mo (even if the fork is hi-ten) and the complete bike feels lighter than I expected. Here’s what I’m starting with: * Shimano 200GS drivetrain (I think this became Altus?). 7-speed freewheel on the back, 3 chainrings up front, but they’re the kinda crappy pinned chain rings on 175mm arms. Crappy pedals. * The original thumb shifters and grips have been replaced by grip shifters. * I think the cantilevers aren’t the original 200GS brakes. Looks like nearly brand new set of Altus brakes (but an older version?). * I don’t think the brake levers are original either, but they’re some really nice Dia Compe control levers that feel great. They look like they were designed to nestle up against grip shifters, but as long as they don’t look goofy I could see keeping these on the future form of this bike. * Steel seat pin with guts seat clamp and a replacement cushy saddle. I think I’ll keep the saddle for now because it’s comfy and wide enough for the riding position I want on this bike. * Araya rims with 36 spokes and some Shimano low-end hubs that none-the-less spin _for-eh-vurrr_. Wrapped in some generic 44mm tires that have loads of tread and enough grip to ride the chunky gravel in my alleyway. In general, everything is working great. The wheels are true enough, rust is surface level, and there are no dents or cracks. Plenty of chips (especially where there used to be a kickstand), but nothing terrible. Graphics and paint are mostly in terrific shape for its age, and I love how it looks. I can seriously ride this bike as it is. For how clean, tuned up, and immediately usable it is, I feel happy with the $75 I paid, even if it is the 800 Antelope. ## Short Term Plans * I want to replace the crappy pedals. Thankfully, I happen to have some decent composite platform pedals with pins, and they’re a neon green that should go well with the bike’s graphics. * I want to replace the cranks and chainrings. These 175s are a bit longer than I’m comfortable with, and I have the 170s that came with my Space Horse. They’re some FSA thingies with a weird 120/90 BCD, but I can just put the 42T ring back on there and run it 1X for a while. Some of the teeth on the cheapo chainrings are busted, but I don’t notice it while pedaling. * I already have some Uncle Ron’s Ortho bars that I want on this bike, but if I use them I need a longer stem. Something like a Technomic that can give me both the length I need and plenty of height adjustment. * If I switch the current stem, I’ll also need a cable stop for the front canti brake since the current stem has one built in. I’ve already ordered a thin, cheap-o stem spacer cable stop, and I seem to have a regular spacer on the headset already that I can swap out. ## Eventually… * I would like to try converting this puppy to 650b. I’ve seen success stories on Reddit from folks that did as much with Antelopes of this vintage, even squeezing in some 48mm tires! So that would mean building up some wheels. * Building new wheels or not, I think I’d like a bigger cassette—and an _actual_ cassette—in the rear. It’s a 7-speed freewheel at the moment, and I just don’t want to mess with that. * All of this also probably means spreading the rear dropouts a little. They’re currently around 126-ish millimeters, but if I want a QR hub that’ll fit a modern HG freehub, I think I need something closer to 130 at least? ## Wrapping Up I’m thrilled to have a new project, even more so that it’s a bike I can start enjoying as I improve it. I’m not rushing it since I have rideable bikes already, and I’m not planning to go nuts on any particular parts. It’s the perfect bike to spend time collecting/hunting for parts where I can find good deals on well-loved bits that clean up well. I leave you now with a tighter shot of those tight graphics! <img src=“https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/149855/2026/img-8090.jpg" alt=“close up of the frame graphics on the 1990 Trek Antelope 800. The word “Antelope” is on the top tube and “TREK” on the downtube.">
ploafmaster.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Here are all the details of today's new-old #bike day!

In a resto-mood: https://ploafmaster.com/2026/01/11/in-a-restomood.html
In a resto-mood
So here it is! I purchased my first old bike to modify. This one doesn’t technically need much of anything because the seller pretty much cleaned it and gave it a tune up. I didn’t even get any dirt on my fingers during my detailed inspection once I got it home. Everything seems to be original except for the consumable parts and the grips/shifters, and the rack is obviously an addition (but it _is_ Bontrager, which feels at least consistent). I want this to slowly morph into my “second ride of the day” bike - for comfortable cruising when I’m going out to dinner. ## What Do We Have Here? According to the seller (and consistent with what I found in Trek’s 1990 catalog), this is a 1990 Trek Antelope 800. It’s the bottom version of the Antelope series, but the frame is still Tange Cro-Mo (even if the fork is hi-ten) and the complete bike feels lighter than I expected. Here’s what I’m starting with: * Shimano 200GS drivetrain (I think this became Altus?). 7-speed freewheel on the back, 3 chainrings up front, but they’re the kinda crappy pinned chain rings on 175mm arms. Crappy pedals. * The original thumb shifters and grips have been replaced by grip shifters. * I think the cantilevers aren’t the original 200GS brakes. Looks like nearly brand new set of Altus brakes (but an older version?). * I don’t think the brake levers are original either, but they’re some really nice Dia Compe control levers that feel great. They look like they were designed to nestle up against grip shifters, but as long as they don’t look goofy I could see keeping these on the future form of this bike. * Steel seat pin with guts seat clamp and a replacement cushy saddle. I think I’ll keep the saddle for now because it’s comfy and wide enough for the riding position I want on this bike. * Araya rims with 36 spokes and some Shimano low-end hubs that none-the-less spin _for-eh-vurrr_. Wrapped in some generic 44mm tires that have loads of tread and enough grip to ride the chunky gravel in my alleyway. In general, everything is working great. The wheels are true enough, rust is surface level, and there are no dents or cracks. Plenty of chips (especially where there used to be a kickstand), but nothing terrible. Graphics and paint are mostly in terrific shape for its age, and I love how it looks. I can seriously ride this bike as it is. For how clean, tuned up, and immediately usable it is, I feel happy with the $75 I paid, even if it is the 800 Antelope. ## Short Term Plans * I want to replace the crappy pedals. Thankfully, I happen to have some decent composite platform pedals with pins, and they’re a neon green that should go well with the bike’s graphics. * I want to replace the cranks and chainrings. These 175s are a bit longer than I’m comfortable with, and I have the 170s that came with my Space Horse. They’re some FSA thingies with a weird 120/90 BCD, but I can just put the 42T ring back on there and run it 1X for a while. Some of the teeth on the cheapo chainrings are busted, but I don’t notice it while pedaling. * I already have some Uncle Ron’s Ortho bars that I want on this bike, but if I use them I need a longer stem. Something like a Technomic that can give me both the length I need and plenty of height adjustment. * If I switch the current stem, I’ll also need a cable stop for the front canti brake since the current stem has one built in. I’ve already ordered a thin, cheap-o stem spacer cable stop, and I seem to have a regular spacer on the headset already that I can swap out. ## Eventually… * I would like to try converting this puppy to 650b. I’ve seen success stories on Reddit from folks that did as much with Antelopes of this vintage, even squeezing in some 48mm tires! So that would mean building up some wheels. * Building new wheels or not, I think I’d like a bigger cassette—and an _actual_ cassette—in the rear. It’s a 7-speed freewheel at the moment, and I just don’t want to mess with that. * All of this also probably means spreading the rear dropouts a little. They’re currently around 126-ish millimeters, but if I want a QR hub that’ll fit a modern HG freehub, I think I need something closer to 130 at least? ## Wrapping Up I’m thrilled to have a new project, even more so that it’s a bike I can start enjoying as I improve it. I’m not rushing it since I have rideable bikes already, and I’m not planning to go nuts on any particular parts. It’s the perfect bike to spend time collecting/hunting for parts where I can find good deals on well-loved bits that clean up well. I leave you now with a tighter shot of those tight graphics! <img src=“https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/149855/2026/img-8090.jpg" alt=“close up of the frame graphics on the 1990 Trek Antelope 800. The word “Antelope” is on the top tube and “TREK” on the downtube.">
ploafmaster.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Okay, gonna write a little more about this tonight, but update: Marketplace bike purchase was a success! I’ll include some photos, details, and my short/long term plans.
January 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Kind of unreasonably excited about my first potential vintage #bike pickup. If it all works out, I will post giddily about it tomorrow 😁
January 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
One Battle After Another: awesome. Tense. Great characters. Sean Penn’s best performance in ages. What a dang killer score from Greenwood. Chase Payne? I hope her career really tales off after this.
January 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Look, drivers, you know I love you (no I don’t). But did you know that you don’t have to pass me super close on my bike just because there’s another vehicle approaching from the other direction? Did you know you have a whole second pedal for something called “brakes”?
January 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
So broadcast frame rates really are just a result of a given region’s electrical frequency, huh?
January 7, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Really wish YouTube had a way for me to indicate “It’s not that I don’t like this channel, I just don’t want to subscribe and also don’t want 80% of my recommendations to be from this channel just because I watched 2 gawt dayum videos.”
January 6, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Did you know that you can post positive—even joyful—things online without always prefacing your words with an acknowledgment of how shitty the world is right now?
January 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Prometheus’ punishment for Stephen Miller, but instead of an eagle and his liver, it’s children from his least favorite countries destroying his endlessly regenerating testicles with a claw hammer.
January 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Me too, little buddy. Me too.
January 5, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Cowboy Tomi with his first vid in a while, doing up a tandem #bike real nice for some of his friends: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpusVtXrsVE
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Still sick. It still sucks.
January 3, 2026 at 10:55 PM
The weather in Richmond is gonna be pretty nice for January 2nd, but I’m staying off the #bike because I’m pretty sure I’ve got a head cold. I’d rather miss one day of good weather than make it worse and miss several days of any weather.
January 2, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Happy new year, clowns.
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Spending New Year’s Eve as befits a man of my age: barely staying awake while browsing Marketplace for old bikes and listening to my wife snore.
January 1, 2026 at 4:21 AM
And now both sensors! That was so fun and gratifying to fix some electronics. And reckless; it’s pretty dry in my house and I’m wearing a fleecy jacket, so I’m lucky I didn’t fry either of them with static :-P
December 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Just successfully replaced my first Switch joycon stick that had drift issues with a Hall effect sensor stick (now that we have a Switch 2 😝). Gonna work on some more!
December 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM