Brittney Mortimer
@plinkergrl.bsky.social
Penny finder, musician, eclectic human (she/her)
Tonight I got an oven burn directly over the scar of a previous oven burn.
December 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Tonight I got an oven burn directly over the scar of a previous oven burn.
Vídeo creator: This video is for [so and so]. If you’re not [so and so] just keep scrolling.
Me: Ok done
Me: Ok done
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Vídeo creator: This video is for [so and so]. If you’re not [so and so] just keep scrolling.
Me: Ok done
Me: Ok done
My hidden(?) talent: I’m very good at accidentally aiming the faucet directly onto a teaspoon so that the water is diverted from the sink right onto the kitchen floor.
What’s yours?
What’s yours?
December 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My hidden(?) talent: I’m very good at accidentally aiming the faucet directly onto a teaspoon so that the water is diverted from the sink right onto the kitchen floor.
What’s yours?
What’s yours?
It took me so long to get through this bag of chocolate chips that they don’t taste good anymore.
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It took me so long to get through this bag of chocolate chips that they don’t taste good anymore.
I just almost tried to stick the jug of milk up on top of the fridge where the cereal boxes are.
October 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I just almost tried to stick the jug of milk up on top of the fridge where the cereal boxes are.
Even if it were true (which it isn’t) that undocumented residents get healthcare from federal funds, how does that warrant withholding benefits from US citizens? Healthcare costs alone will surpass anything supposedly spent on those here illegally. Plus the services not rendered due to gov shutdown.
October 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Even if it were true (which it isn’t) that undocumented residents get healthcare from federal funds, how does that warrant withholding benefits from US citizens? Healthcare costs alone will surpass anything supposedly spent on those here illegally. Plus the services not rendered due to gov shutdown.
Lately I’ve had people who apparently disagree with me respond to my comments by insulting my looks. As if I don’t know what I look like and it’s going to make me sad or defensive or something. Don’t worry, I stopped trying to look attractive a long time ago.
September 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Lately I’ve had people who apparently disagree with me respond to my comments by insulting my looks. As if I don’t know what I look like and it’s going to make me sad or defensive or something. Don’t worry, I stopped trying to look attractive a long time ago.
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The scream I screamt when a spider ran across the toilet seat at the very moment I stood up…
June 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The scream I screamt when a spider ran across the toilet seat at the very moment I stood up…
I washed up my dishes AND brushed my teeth all before 9:30pm!! I feel like a real life responsible adult. It’s a strange feeling.
June 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I washed up my dishes AND brushed my teeth all before 9:30pm!! I feel like a real life responsible adult. It’s a strange feeling.
I’m so sick of text message scams.
June 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I’m so sick of text message scams.
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Pride is a celebration, but also a protest.
At its core, Pride has always been about rights: the right to safety, privacy, family, and to exist without fear.
We’ve seen what happens when protections aren’t guaranteed. We can’t let what happened to abortion happen to LGBTQ+ rights.
At its core, Pride has always been about rights: the right to safety, privacy, family, and to exist without fear.
We’ve seen what happens when protections aren’t guaranteed. We can’t let what happened to abortion happen to LGBTQ+ rights.
June 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Pride is a celebration, but also a protest.
At its core, Pride has always been about rights: the right to safety, privacy, family, and to exist without fear.
We’ve seen what happens when protections aren’t guaranteed. We can’t let what happened to abortion happen to LGBTQ+ rights.
At its core, Pride has always been about rights: the right to safety, privacy, family, and to exist without fear.
We’ve seen what happens when protections aren’t guaranteed. We can’t let what happened to abortion happen to LGBTQ+ rights.
Words that end with -ful or -fully are a bit awkward to spell aloud. I found this out by spelling one of them aloud.
June 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Words that end with -ful or -fully are a bit awkward to spell aloud. I found this out by spelling one of them aloud.
Welp, I’m here at the gym. Here I am. Now I just have to go in…
May 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Welp, I’m here at the gym. Here I am. Now I just have to go in…
I spent over 7 hours doing puzzles today. Actually it was the same puzzle twice.
April 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I spent over 7 hours doing puzzles today. Actually it was the same puzzle twice.
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"the president defied a Supreme Court ruling to return a man mistakenly sent to a gulag... and spoke of sending Americans to foreign concentration camps.
This is the beginning of an American policy of state terror, and it has to be identified as such to be stopped"
snyder.substack.com/p/state-terror
This is the beginning of an American policy of state terror, and it has to be identified as such to be stopped"
snyder.substack.com/p/state-terror
State Terror
A brief guide for Americans
snyder.substack.com
April 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"the president defied a Supreme Court ruling to return a man mistakenly sent to a gulag... and spoke of sending Americans to foreign concentration camps.
This is the beginning of an American policy of state terror, and it has to be identified as such to be stopped"
snyder.substack.com/p/state-terror
This is the beginning of an American policy of state terror, and it has to be identified as such to be stopped"
snyder.substack.com/p/state-terror
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These striking black tulips would not go unnoticed in a boquet. Another good choice for sending to someone that has disappointed you.
April 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
These striking black tulips would not go unnoticed in a boquet. Another good choice for sending to someone that has disappointed you.
Slightly sore muscles the day after a workout is such a good feeling. Like a sense of accomplishment.
March 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Slightly sore muscles the day after a workout is such a good feeling. Like a sense of accomplishment.
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Small ways to care for community:
-Check on your neighbors
-Donate gently used/new clothing items to shelters
-Restock a community fridge
-Donate to a local food pantry
-Participate in a community clean-up
-Donate to mutual aid
-Volunteer at your local community center or library
Every act matters
-Check on your neighbors
-Donate gently used/new clothing items to shelters
-Restock a community fridge
-Donate to a local food pantry
-Participate in a community clean-up
-Donate to mutual aid
-Volunteer at your local community center or library
Every act matters
March 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Small ways to care for community:
-Check on your neighbors
-Donate gently used/new clothing items to shelters
-Restock a community fridge
-Donate to a local food pantry
-Participate in a community clean-up
-Donate to mutual aid
-Volunteer at your local community center or library
Every act matters
-Check on your neighbors
-Donate gently used/new clothing items to shelters
-Restock a community fridge
-Donate to a local food pantry
-Participate in a community clean-up
-Donate to mutual aid
-Volunteer at your local community center or library
Every act matters
It took me, a music therapist who works with guitars almost every day, 15 minutes to remember the term “pick guard” today. How’s your Monday going?
March 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It took me, a music therapist who works with guitars almost every day, 15 minutes to remember the term “pick guard” today. How’s your Monday going?
It’s so telling that for hundreds of years the story of the Salem witch trials went “they couldn’t fathom a woman being smart or having power, etc., except by magic and/or making a deal with the devil” and for hundreds of years people were just like “well, yeah.”
March 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It’s so telling that for hundreds of years the story of the Salem witch trials went “they couldn’t fathom a woman being smart or having power, etc., except by magic and/or making a deal with the devil” and for hundreds of years people were just like “well, yeah.”
It’s a long day already.
March 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It’s a long day already.
I keep forgetting to pluck my chin hairs.
March 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I keep forgetting to pluck my chin hairs.
I can’t believe it’s still Thursday
February 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I can’t believe it’s still Thursday
I can’t believe it’s still February
February 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I can’t believe it’s still February