Huh. I got slowed down pondering replacing those penis muscles - with those eye muscles.

And the turkey is not even as cold or dry, or vaguely suspicious-smelling.

Sorry I have to spoil it: each episode has complete closing credits.

They do what they feel like to maximize profit, thinking how so very smart they are, when if they listened and gave us what we ask for all day every day, they'd make more.

They can’t even see the video after this happens, and understand that they are awful people with no respect or dignity for others, or themselves.

I drank that stuff and my cat didn't calm down at all, what a waste of money.

She’s looking like it’s just a minute before she needs the team from South Park to all run up and fix her face.

What label goes on this post, unsure how to react

Because it is breakfast.

Beaver Moon
You saw me standing alone
Without no pants on my legs
Not even underwear on
Beaver Moon

And then there suddenly appeared before me
The only cop for miles
I heard somebody whisper, "Please, no beaver"
And when I looked
The cop had turned away

If you want to be a comedian, it has to be funny, not a cry for help.