*spraying a thick haze of Fabreze* “welp, cleaning’s done!”

I’m not a “scientist” but has anyone checked Earth’s thermostat?

I wonder how many ducks are actually psychiatrists, or have we been fooled this whole time!?

I haven’t been working out at all but my abs are getting HUGE!

I’m getting pretty angry that I’m not getting pretty angry reading through this place’s timeline.

Yeah, I’m the sick fuck from the other place.