just fixed a broken toilet…. i feel a career change coming #PlumberNationJustGainedAPipe
February 19, 2026 at 2:24 AM
just fixed a broken toilet…. i feel a career change coming #PlumberNationJustGainedAPipe
gubernatorial candidate brian shortsleeve trying to usurp mayor governor maura healey’s 20 year reign
February 17, 2026 at 9:25 PM
gubernatorial candidate brian shortsleeve trying to usurp mayor governor maura healey’s 20 year reign
Brocktonians (Citizens of Shoe City)
February 15, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Brocktonians (Citizens of Shoe City)
men should not be allowed to enter the airport
February 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
men should not be allowed to enter the airport
chicago’s best kept secret is that you can park anywhere including inside and on top of buildings #ChicaGOToThePolls
February 2, 2026 at 11:33 PM
chicago’s best kept secret is that you can park anywhere including inside and on top of buildings #ChicaGOToThePolls
and does he want me to clean the horn? does he want me to take over blowing the horn? maybe he just wants someone to listen to him play but he’s so bad he has to pay someone to do it which may also explain the hesitancy in his tone here
January 23, 2026 at 9:59 PM
and does he want me to clean the horn? does he want me to take over blowing the horn? maybe he just wants someone to listen to him play but he’s so bad he has to pay someone to do it which may also explain the hesitancy in his tone here
First frankfurter of the 2026 season. #ThisIsTheYearWeMakeItTo200 #FranklyWeeNiedHotDogsToLive
January 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
First frankfurter of the 2026 season. #ThisIsTheYearWeMakeItTo200 #FranklyWeeNiedHotDogsToLive
December 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
saying goodbye to my pregnant therapist this week.
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
saying goodbye to my pregnant therapist this week.
My haircut is complete.
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My haircut is complete.
Mistening to Mevolver by the Meatles Monday
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Mistening to Mevolver by the Meatles Monday
I have found myself deep within the confines of the Chokey.
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I have found myself deep within the confines of the Chokey.
at work and soup just exploded all over my desk computer phone lunch box water bottle and halloween costume
October 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
at work and soup just exploded all over my desk computer phone lunch box water bottle and halloween costume
entering my second thirteen hour work day this week… yesterday’s field trip to six flags with 95 fourteen year olds starting to take effect… won’t be home until 9pm on a friday night #JustTryingToSurviveJune #TMinus6Days
June 6, 2025 at 11:35 AM
entering my second thirteen hour work day this week… yesterday’s field trip to six flags with 95 fourteen year olds starting to take effect… won’t be home until 9pm on a friday night #JustTryingToSurviveJune #TMinus6Days
no jacket needed pre-7am
June 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
no jacket needed pre-7am
need cabbage…. need cabbage NOW
May 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
need cabbage…. need cabbage NOW
marina’s new look is scaring me bc she looks just like when my mom started dressing like effie trinket
April 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
marina’s new look is scaring me bc she looks just like when my mom started dressing like effie trinket
students saying that Farkle Minkus from girl meets world is so hot and they had a crush on him in 8th grade. this is Farkle Minkus
April 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
students saying that Farkle Minkus from girl meets world is so hot and they had a crush on him in 8th grade. this is Farkle Minkus