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The Collector
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Presented By: The Balladeer

Taboo DNI ~ Pure Lewd DNI ~ Dark Themes ~ Minor Muse (That Means No Lewd Weirdo) ~ Adult Mun
"Doesn't matter what you want to believe it means, it's a sign of respect by showing submission"

"And to answer your question it's because I'm a Genie! I'm here to grant you three wishes!"

"Be very specific though or they'll have cruel and unusual twists!"
December 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
He smiled at Deku, head tilting slightly as he introduced himself. The Collector bowed in return

"Bowing! What a fun tradition! It's so silly! Lowering yourself, it's not a sign of respect! It's submission!"

"But it's nice to meet you... Deku"

Well that's not right
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The Collector rose from the ground, taking shape and laughing. Seems be enjoyed Deku's reaction

"Oh no please don't stop on account of me you looked like you were having so much fun!"

"But sure hi! I'm The Collector!"
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The shadows began to morph, change shape unnaturally and most messed up, had a face.

Staring at Deku with a smile that held both sinister intentions and kindness

And after staring long enough, the thing spoke

"Hm... What're you drawing? I like drawing! Drawing is fun for a while till it's boring"
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"Oh! We’re shaking on it?"

A delighted grin.

"Okay! That means it’s official now!"

The moment their hands touch, the world stutters.

"Oops. Guess the game’s started now."
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"Gahhhh... Thinking too hard is so boring. I'm bored this is no fun!"

"Hmm... Hehe. Don't complicate things. Complicated stuff is boring."

"It will be The Collective"
December 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"Hm... Good question. For me, the purpose would simply be to fill out the Chess board! A never ending game"

"How about..."

He paused for a minute... Yeah he's not very good at this. This serious thinking stuff

"Uh- how about Deadlock"
December 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"I don't wish for you to change anything that you're doing. I will be spectating! I wish to be entertained"

"For now at least. I want to see what you can do. I want to get more like you."

"They have their group right? What if a new one was started to oppose them? Fill out the chess board!"
December 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
“You already blamed me before anything even happened.”

A tilt of the head.

“That means you’re scared of your own choices.”

He's laughing harder now floating up into the sky

"Good, no matter what you do it will be fun. So if it's because of me, then great! I love being the cause of fun!"
December 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
"Yeah but it's just gonna be an X7 remaster."

"You really think they'll ever give any love of attention to Legends? Don't be silly"
December 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"All this hype just for them to release a remaster"
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"I'm accepting mom applications"
December 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"Hmmm.... You're silly!"

The Collector laughed a bit, pointing at Endy

"Just try and break my rules, you don't even know what you're playing yet!"
December 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"Now, I have a big ol game I want to play, and in general you are a really big player!"

"It would be a shame not to introduce myself and say hi! And also, ask if you wanna help me!"

"See I'm a gamemaster myself, but I can't directly interfere with players yet! So! I need you!"
December 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"Oh that's okay I don't need you to be interested in me because I'm interested in you"

He's staring at Endy, as of he can see through him and into his soul. A smug expression plastered on his face

"As little as you find me interesting, you're already playing my game!"
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
He stared for a moment, anger flashing in his eyes.

"We just met... So I'm going to cut you some slack. But you don't mess with my things."

"bur, like I was TRYING to say. Yes, all my games are fun and I play all games! Tag, Hide and Seek and everything else"
December 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
"I don't know what you mean! I don't even make deals! I'm just here to play games!"

He laughs, holding his stomach for a second

"I just like games and fun? You guys are very fun! Even serious ones like you"

"Comic relief doesn't work without a straight man right?"
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The Collector seemed offended at his words, gasping dramatically

"You talk so angrily! As if you already have a and view of me! Did I as they say, piss in your corn flakes?"
December 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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"Oooh! Hey! So you're the little weirdo causing all this trouble round and about! That's so fun!"

"You really know how to sew chaos don't you? Huh? That's so cool!"
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
"Ooh! I love these games!"

"Rock With You, Dirty Diana, Human Nature, Black Or White and Give In To Me"
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
"You caught me! To you, who strays so far from home, to me, who's trapped beneath these bones! We'll play forever, me and you, when you paint the land in nine bright hues!"

An Indie Portrayal Of The Collector From The Owl House

A Refreshing Take From The Oasis
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM