Jessica
@playingandreality.bsky.social
Polymorphously perverse and orally fixated.
Tell me you're a Vodaphone customer without telling me you're a Vodaphone customer..
October 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Tell me you're a Vodaphone customer without telling me you're a Vodaphone customer..
One Avro Vulcan in lemon and lime sponge.
Idk it’s 2:34, it’s gin o’clock. 😴✈️
Idk it’s 2:34, it’s gin o’clock. 😴✈️
October 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
One Avro Vulcan in lemon and lime sponge.
Idk it’s 2:34, it’s gin o’clock. 😴✈️
Idk it’s 2:34, it’s gin o’clock. 😴✈️
First bits coming soon… I may well live tweet on Friday/Saturday the trials and tribulations of making a 16” long realistic aeroplane cake.
September 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
First bits coming soon… I may well live tweet on Friday/Saturday the trials and tribulations of making a 16” long realistic aeroplane cake.
‘Is Is Cake?’ is great and all but it’s set the bar waaaay too high for birthday cakes in my household.
This year’s request: The Avro Vulcan. Fml.
This year’s request: The Avro Vulcan. Fml.
September 26, 2025 at 7:43 AM
‘Is Is Cake?’ is great and all but it’s set the bar waaaay too high for birthday cakes in my household.
This year’s request: The Avro Vulcan. Fml.
This year’s request: The Avro Vulcan. Fml.
Both intense and font-ily challenged 🤣
I wanted a year off studying, so instead I chose to do an evening course in Classical Freudian Theory at Severnside. Idk, I think I’m broken.
But also I feel I didn’t learn enough Freud in my last two years, despite it being technically equivalent so 🤷♀️
I wanted a year off studying, so instead I chose to do an evening course in Classical Freudian Theory at Severnside. Idk, I think I’m broken.
But also I feel I didn’t learn enough Freud in my last two years, despite it being technically equivalent so 🤷♀️
September 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Both intense and font-ily challenged 🤣
I wanted a year off studying, so instead I chose to do an evening course in Classical Freudian Theory at Severnside. Idk, I think I’m broken.
But also I feel I didn’t learn enough Freud in my last two years, despite it being technically equivalent so 🤷♀️
I wanted a year off studying, so instead I chose to do an evening course in Classical Freudian Theory at Severnside. Idk, I think I’m broken.
But also I feel I didn’t learn enough Freud in my last two years, despite it being technically equivalent so 🤷♀️
Kinda regretting signing up to a course reading a lot of Freud for this academic year.
It starts this week.
But look. I have this to pet instead!
It starts this week.
But look. I have this to pet instead!
September 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Kinda regretting signing up to a course reading a lot of Freud for this academic year.
It starts this week.
But look. I have this to pet instead!
It starts this week.
But look. I have this to pet instead!
Meet the new family members 😻
September 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Meet the new family members 😻
It’s the night before we get the kitten and cat.
it feels a lot like the nights in very late pregnancy, when you know your life is about to change, so you try to savour how it is right now.
Rumi is winning on the nene front for mum btw, @alejandrahope.bsky.social 😹
it feels a lot like the nights in very late pregnancy, when you know your life is about to change, so you try to savour how it is right now.
Rumi is winning on the nene front for mum btw, @alejandrahope.bsky.social 😹
September 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It’s the night before we get the kitten and cat.
it feels a lot like the nights in very late pregnancy, when you know your life is about to change, so you try to savour how it is right now.
Rumi is winning on the nene front for mum btw, @alejandrahope.bsky.social 😹
it feels a lot like the nights in very late pregnancy, when you know your life is about to change, so you try to savour how it is right now.
Rumi is winning on the nene front for mum btw, @alejandrahope.bsky.social 😹
So close to asking the school for their evidence base for this statement 🙃
September 12, 2025 at 10:35 AM
So close to asking the school for their evidence base for this statement 🙃
The impulsive tomato box purchase was great.
Only now I’m too full up of tomatoes from my head to-ma-toes 😝
Only now I’m too full up of tomatoes from my head to-ma-toes 😝
September 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The impulsive tomato box purchase was great.
Only now I’m too full up of tomatoes from my head to-ma-toes 😝
Only now I’m too full up of tomatoes from my head to-ma-toes 😝
No real life book but the audiobook voice acting on The Cut Throat Trial makes it super gripping and I can highly recommend for all your journeys.
Especially tip runs in the rain 🌧️
@barristersecret.bsky.social
Especially tip runs in the rain 🌧️
@barristersecret.bsky.social
September 11, 2025 at 8:57 AM
No real life book but the audiobook voice acting on The Cut Throat Trial makes it super gripping and I can highly recommend for all your journeys.
Especially tip runs in the rain 🌧️
@barristersecret.bsky.social
Especially tip runs in the rain 🌧️
@barristersecret.bsky.social
My ten year old’s ’ideal lunch’ is massively putting my coffee and hobnobs scoffed between sessions to shame 😭
I’m convinced one day I’ll grow up, like properly.
I’m convinced one day I’ll grow up, like properly.
September 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My ten year old’s ’ideal lunch’ is massively putting my coffee and hobnobs scoffed between sessions to shame 😭
I’m convinced one day I’ll grow up, like properly.
I’m convinced one day I’ll grow up, like properly.
We are getting a kitten (and his mum 🙈)!
September 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
We are getting a kitten (and his mum 🙈)!
Spotted this in Roblox today in a driving in England simulator 🙃
September 5, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Spotted this in Roblox today in a driving in England simulator 🙃
Eldest wanted to make up his own bread recipe (Greek yoghurt and Brazil nuts). I was not convinced.
It is, in fact, delicious.
I wish I had a tenth of his self confidence 😅
It is, in fact, delicious.
I wish I had a tenth of his self confidence 😅
September 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Eldest wanted to make up his own bread recipe (Greek yoghurt and Brazil nuts). I was not convinced.
It is, in fact, delicious.
I wish I had a tenth of his self confidence 😅
It is, in fact, delicious.
I wish I had a tenth of his self confidence 😅
DVLA really keeping with the times. 🦠
August 31, 2025 at 9:03 AM
DVLA really keeping with the times. 🦠
My favourite photo from last year: Quakers For Peace x Fuck You
August 17, 2025 at 11:15 AM
My favourite photo from last year: Quakers For Peace x Fuck You
35 today!
I had a giant waterfight, delicious chocolate cake, and have been drinking cider in a field surrounded by family and friends all afternoon 👌
I had a giant waterfight, delicious chocolate cake, and have been drinking cider in a field surrounded by family and friends all afternoon 👌
August 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
35 today!
I had a giant waterfight, delicious chocolate cake, and have been drinking cider in a field surrounded by family and friends all afternoon 👌
I had a giant waterfight, delicious chocolate cake, and have been drinking cider in a field surrounded by family and friends all afternoon 👌
When people say I like to make life hard for myself, I would like to introduce them to my daughter who takes it to new levels:
August 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
When people say I like to make life hard for myself, I would like to introduce them to my daughter who takes it to new levels:
Thanks, Google. Meticulous research.
August 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Thanks, Google. Meticulous research.
Our little town now has a second gelato shop on top of the two ice cream parlours…
Pistachio + Bueno sauce + fresh waffles 🧇😋
Pistachio + Bueno sauce + fresh waffles 🧇😋
August 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Our little town now has a second gelato shop on top of the two ice cream parlours…
Pistachio + Bueno sauce + fresh waffles 🧇😋
Pistachio + Bueno sauce + fresh waffles 🧇😋