Jared “Ghost Dog” Denney
@playajared.bsky.social
✋ I’m jokin’ 🤚
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Asking the bartender what they recommend then getting a water
March 3, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Asking the bartender what they recommend then getting a water
Hahahaha - me when I’m hanging out with my friends
March 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Hahahaha - me when I’m hanging out with my friends
Girls in line love to tell me I look like a C-list celebrity I’ve never heard of and unfortunately it works every single time
March 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Girls in line love to tell me I look like a C-list celebrity I’ve never heard of and unfortunately it works every single time
Big glass of POG to take the edge off
March 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Big glass of POG to take the edge off
When I like your tweets I am doing so with impure intentions
March 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
When I like your tweets I am doing so with impure intentions
Guy who can't watch porn without subtitles turned on
March 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Guy who can't watch porn without subtitles turned on
Is a nice girl and an AMC Signature Dolby Cinema™ Recliner too much to ask for ?
March 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Is a nice girl and an AMC Signature Dolby Cinema™ Recliner too much to ask for ?
If you’re not losing ~10 followers every time you post on IG, you’re using it wrong
March 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
If you’re not losing ~10 followers every time you post on IG, you’re using it wrong
Lotta scallywags tryna jock my style
March 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Lotta scallywags tryna jock my style
March 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Love is not "WACK"
March 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Love is not "WACK"
Who wanna watch me do a somersault
March 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Who wanna watch me do a somersault
Stay learning or stay losing ✍️✍️
March 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Stay learning or stay losing ✍️✍️
Getting my belly button removed finally
March 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Getting my belly button removed finally
I couldn’t read a book if I tried
March 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I couldn’t read a book if I tried
Asking the McDonald’s drive-thru girl what she recommends
March 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Asking the McDonald’s drive-thru girl what she recommends
I don’t watch action movies. My life is an action movie
March 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I don’t watch action movies. My life is an action movie
The part when the smoke detector beeps in Ooouuu by Young M.A 🧯🔥
March 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
The part when the smoke detector beeps in Ooouuu by Young M.A 🧯🔥
She asked if she could hit I said perhaps
March 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
She asked if she could hit I said perhaps
Going to the library to look at pictures of girls on the computer
March 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Going to the library to look at pictures of girls on the computer
March 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
New Tweet coming soon 👀🚨
March 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
New Tweet coming soon 👀🚨
I’m soooooo drunk @GretaThunberg
March 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I’m soooooo drunk @GretaThunberg