platypusoctopus
@platypusoctopus.myatproto.social
pfft tell me why i forgot to change my bra into my "biz" bra iykwim 💀
January 12, 2026 at 12:40 PM
pfft tell me why i forgot to change my bra into my "biz" bra iykwim 💀
somehow shit always lines up directly around the time i'm floating on cloud 9 like my mama made some BLT sandwiches and i'm hungrier than little red riding hood's gma gettin ate by the damn wolf
January 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
somehow shit always lines up directly around the time i'm floating on cloud 9 like my mama made some BLT sandwiches and i'm hungrier than little red riding hood's gma gettin ate by the damn wolf