Mackenzie
@platypusmackenzie.bsky.social
Fleeing Musks hell site for a cheap knock off that's like switching from heroin to methadone. Shamelessly follow sex workers and kind of shamefully follow comedians.
So I realized far too late that I got my "NOT DEAD YET" tattoo done about 3 inches from where I got a tattoo in honor my my friend Sean who died. Which is accidentally, yet hilariously disrespectful. So do I now get "Suck it, Sean!" tattooed really tiny underneath the "NOT DEAD YET"
September 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
So I realized far too late that I got my "NOT DEAD YET" tattoo done about 3 inches from where I got a tattoo in honor my my friend Sean who died. Which is accidentally, yet hilariously disrespectful. So do I now get "Suck it, Sean!" tattooed really tiny underneath the "NOT DEAD YET"
Frank Turner tattoo done by June Bug tattoo in Eagle Rock
September 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Frank Turner tattoo done by June Bug tattoo in Eagle Rock
Sacha Baron Cohen should honestly be incredibly ashamed in his portrayal of Kazakhstan. This is the view from my hotel. "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PARTS THAT ARE POOR DESERT TOWNS OF RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISTS?!" Have you been to Arizona? We have those, too.
August 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Sacha Baron Cohen should honestly be incredibly ashamed in his portrayal of Kazakhstan. This is the view from my hotel. "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PARTS THAT ARE POOR DESERT TOWNS OF RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISTS?!" Have you been to Arizona? We have those, too.
Between the 5 hours of sleep after the show and the 3 hours on the plane, it's the first day this tour I've gotten 8 hours of sleep and it was accompanies by a rooftop pool at the hotel in Tenerife.
July 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Between the 5 hours of sleep after the show and the 3 hours on the plane, it's the first day this tour I've gotten 8 hours of sleep and it was accompanies by a rooftop pool at the hotel in Tenerife.
10AM load in, 9PM showtime, 11:30PM load out, 1:30AM trip back to the hotel, 3AM luggage drop off for prechecking our flight, 7AM lobby call to make the flight, 12 hotel drop off, 1:30 trip to venue, repeat all previous steps. I understand why people in this industry do ungodly amounts of cocaine.
July 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
10AM load in, 9PM showtime, 11:30PM load out, 1:30AM trip back to the hotel, 3AM luggage drop off for prechecking our flight, 7AM lobby call to make the flight, 12 hotel drop off, 1:30 trip to venue, repeat all previous steps. I understand why people in this industry do ungodly amounts of cocaine.
Holy shit. Being on Jennifer Lopez' tour crew has its perks.
July 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Holy shit. Being on Jennifer Lopez' tour crew has its perks.
The phrase I've found myself using the most in Spain is "American. Lo siento." And honestly? "I'm american, I'm sorry." Is an evergreen sentiment we should learn to say in every language.
July 8, 2025 at 9:37 AM
The phrase I've found myself using the most in Spain is "American. Lo siento." And honestly? "I'm american, I'm sorry." Is an evergreen sentiment we should learn to say in every language.
So Pontevedra Spain is doing it right, and I think I'd rather just live here.
July 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So Pontevedra Spain is doing it right, and I think I'd rather just live here.
Sober, single, severely depressed (in therapy for it, don't worry), while being wracked with anxiety and insecurity. What a great time to hop on an 11 hour plane trip to Madrid so I can work a job I've never done before. It's been a weird year. Later, America.
July 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Sober, single, severely depressed (in therapy for it, don't worry), while being wracked with anxiety and insecurity. What a great time to hop on an 11 hour plane trip to Madrid so I can work a job I've never done before. It's been a weird year. Later, America.
I was doing a dimension 20: Neverafter rewatch at work and I threw a handful of peanuts in my mouth just as the line "The teeth are soft..." was said. Now my life is different and my teeth are itchy.
June 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I was doing a dimension 20: Neverafter rewatch at work and I threw a handful of peanuts in my mouth just as the line "The teeth are soft..." was said. Now my life is different and my teeth are itchy.
I'm a carpenter. If I say I'm a cabinet specialist, and you have a big kitchen. I build you 24 cabinets, and 18 of them come out completely fucked up, would you demand your money back? That's how I feel about the Kings head coach, Power Play Specialist Jim Hiller. #LAKings #NHL
January 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
New old idea. Don't eat the rich. Make them eat molten gold.
Not to be this guy, but Crassus, the richest man in the late Roman republic and part of the first triumvirate, got some of his wealth from creating a private fire dept. and putting out fires only if people sold their property to him. He was later by Persia, and reportedly died being fed molten gold
January 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
New old idea. Don't eat the rich. Make them eat molten gold.
Got me another one of those fun 7 day lockouts on the nazi app for telling LA officials and people advocating the removal of social services that I hope they fucking burn now that their homes are on fire and they're complaining that there's not enough social services to help them.
January 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Got me another one of those fun 7 day lockouts on the nazi app for telling LA officials and people advocating the removal of social services that I hope they fucking burn now that their homes are on fire and they're complaining that there's not enough social services to help them.
Being 3 miles from the Eaton fire is a valid reason to break dry January without judgment, right?
January 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Being 3 miles from the Eaton fire is a valid reason to break dry January without judgment, right?
View from driveway and the nearest corner on my block.
January 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
View from driveway and the nearest corner on my block.
Has hockey Twitter come to this place yet?
November 30, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Has hockey Twitter come to this place yet?
This scene lives somewhere in my mind at all times and I referenced it while talking to my best friend, and I completely derailed the conversation as he could focus on nothing else other than "Did you just drop a fucking BEDAZZLED reference in this conversation...?"
Bedazzled 110%
Funny bit in Bedazzled
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December 7, 2023 at 7:34 AM
This scene lives somewhere in my mind at all times and I referenced it while talking to my best friend, and I completely derailed the conversation as he could focus on nothing else other than "Did you just drop a fucking BEDAZZLED reference in this conversation...?"
Well first game of the freeway face-off is a big win, Kempe and Englund tried to murder 2 ducks which was glorious, and still a perfect road record.
This skeet is weird as hell if you don't watch hockey and, arguably, even better.
This skeet is weird as hell if you don't watch hockey and, arguably, even better.
November 25, 2023 at 2:15 AM
Well first game of the freeway face-off is a big win, Kempe and Englund tried to murder 2 ducks which was glorious, and still a perfect road record.
This skeet is weird as hell if you don't watch hockey and, arguably, even better.
This skeet is weird as hell if you don't watch hockey and, arguably, even better.
Cam Talbot has to be one of the leading goalies in the skill to bad luck ratio. Like the 5th game this season where he is robbed of a shutout with MINUTES left.
November 19, 2023 at 9:21 AM
Cam Talbot has to be one of the leading goalies in the skill to bad luck ratio. Like the 5th game this season where he is robbed of a shutout with MINUTES left.
Is the trade deadline really how long i need to wait before I get to know if Talbot is going to have any decent backup? Dude is 9-3-1 with good numbers. His back up is 1-0-2 in 4 starts, the number missing from his record is a win TALBOT got after Copley let 3 goals in on 7 shots in 6 minutes.
November 19, 2023 at 6:41 AM
Is the trade deadline really how long i need to wait before I get to know if Talbot is going to have any decent backup? Dude is 9-3-1 with good numbers. His back up is 1-0-2 in 4 starts, the number missing from his record is a win TALBOT got after Copley let 3 goals in on 7 shots in 6 minutes.
Bo Horvats return to Rogers Arena is disappointing for me personally because I don't like Vancouver fans being happy.
November 16, 2023 at 6:06 AM
Bo Horvats return to Rogers Arena is disappointing for me personally because I don't like Vancouver fans being happy.
Being a Sharks fan this season must be real double edged sword. On one hand, you can probably get pretty cheap tickets to your home games now.
But there's also a chance you pay to watch your team get blown out 10-2 (or 1)
But there's also a chance you pay to watch your team get blown out 10-2 (or 1)
November 16, 2023 at 4:42 AM
Being a Sharks fan this season must be real double edged sword. On one hand, you can probably get pretty cheap tickets to your home games now.
But there's also a chance you pay to watch your team get blown out 10-2 (or 1)
But there's also a chance you pay to watch your team get blown out 10-2 (or 1)
I need this place to have more hockey discourse. Jay Woodcroft was fired, the Oilers are imploding to start the season, and I need NHL conversation.
November 13, 2023 at 12:42 AM
I need this place to have more hockey discourse. Jay Woodcroft was fired, the Oilers are imploding to start the season, and I need NHL conversation.
I keep getting 7 day lockouts on Twitter. I should really just come here instead. Better vibes, fewer nazis.
Anyway, fire Phoenix Copley or send him to the minors.
Anyway, fire Phoenix Copley or send him to the minors.
November 11, 2023 at 12:14 AM
I keep getting 7 day lockouts on Twitter. I should really just come here instead. Better vibes, fewer nazis.
Anyway, fire Phoenix Copley or send him to the minors.
Anyway, fire Phoenix Copley or send him to the minors.
If you told me Carla Gugino was 23 or 75, I'd have no choice but to believe you because she is a timeless wonder who I kind of want to kill me through supernatural means.
October 24, 2023 at 7:34 AM
If you told me Carla Gugino was 23 or 75, I'd have no choice but to believe you because she is a timeless wonder who I kind of want to kill me through supernatural means.