Platypus Custard
@platypuscustard.bsky.social
🏊♀️🌊🧜♀️ USCG Veteran, dog mom, and childless cat lady trying to find sanity. You can often find me in a body of water. Speaking of bodies, mine is a haunted Lovecraftian bungalow.
February 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Getting my nerd on 🤓 planning out my planting for the garden. What are you growing?
#garden #gardenlife #gardening #pacificnorthwest #zone9b #backyardgarden
#garden #gardenlife #gardening #pacificnorthwest #zone9b #backyardgarden
January 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Getting my nerd on 🤓 planning out my planting for the garden. What are you growing?
#garden #gardenlife #gardening #pacificnorthwest #zone9b #backyardgarden
#garden #gardenlife #gardening #pacificnorthwest #zone9b #backyardgarden
January 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My new flags arrived. I have a neighbor who flew an upside down 🇺🇸 and a fjb flag.
January 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My new flags arrived. I have a neighbor who flew an upside down 🇺🇸 and a fjb flag.
January 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
December 27, 2024 at 9:45 PM
From today's episode of "How do vegans get their protein?"
Batch cooked a few different meals yesterday, and including this tofu spinach and mushroom scramble 😋
31 grams of plant-based protein
#vegan #breakfast #protein
Batch cooked a few different meals yesterday, and including this tofu spinach and mushroom scramble 😋
31 grams of plant-based protein
#vegan #breakfast #protein
December 18, 2024 at 6:17 PM
From today's episode of "How do vegans get their protein?"
Batch cooked a few different meals yesterday, and including this tofu spinach and mushroom scramble 😋
31 grams of plant-based protein
#vegan #breakfast #protein
Batch cooked a few different meals yesterday, and including this tofu spinach and mushroom scramble 😋
31 grams of plant-based protein
#vegan #breakfast #protein
Where's all the thicc oatmeal people? #breakfast
December 12, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Where's all the thicc oatmeal people? #breakfast
My senior pup Daisy got one of her toenails stuck in her eyelid this afternoon.
So glad I can remain calm under pressure.
She got a pedicure afterwards.
So glad I can remain calm under pressure.
She got a pedicure afterwards.
December 6, 2024 at 1:49 AM
My senior pup Daisy got one of her toenails stuck in her eyelid this afternoon.
So glad I can remain calm under pressure.
She got a pedicure afterwards.
So glad I can remain calm under pressure.
She got a pedicure afterwards.
From street cat to snuggle muffin who knows what time breakfast and dinner are served.
#feral #feralcat #catcolony #tuxedocat #fancypants
#feral #feralcat #catcolony #tuxedocat #fancypants
December 4, 2024 at 8:44 PM
From street cat to snuggle muffin who knows what time breakfast and dinner are served.
#feral #feralcat #catcolony #tuxedocat #fancypants
#feral #feralcat #catcolony #tuxedocat #fancypants
Keeping it fresh #nunchucks #balance #balanceboard #surf #eds #ehlersdanlossyndrome #hypermobility #revbalance #oregon #pacificnorthwest #learning #daretofail
December 2, 2024 at 4:35 AM
It was a free book day at my gym this morning. I picked up these this week. The Planters one has a copyright of my birth year 😂
November 20, 2024 at 8:05 PM
It was a free book day at my gym this morning. I picked up these this week. The Planters one has a copyright of my birth year 😂
Coffee, rain, and the ocean. All the makings for stress reduction. It's OK to take little mental health breaks to reset, then come back stronger. #oregon #kingtides
November 16, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Coffee, rain, and the ocean. All the makings for stress reduction. It's OK to take little mental health breaks to reset, then come back stronger. #oregon #kingtides
Acupuncture and the ocean can work wonders.
November 16, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Acupuncture and the ocean can work wonders.
Cat plop technician tips
November 15, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Cat plop technician tips
November 15, 2024 at 3:22 AM