good night let the bed bugs bite they gotta eat too

had an alien encounter last night at 1:24 AM

it introduced itself as x̵̡̟̜̭̣̺̝̭͇͓̙̅̽͝ų̵̝͖̥͖͠S̶̛͇̦̻͆̒̑̒̈̿̂̏͊͘͝L̸̡̥̻̼̗͖̘̲̤͈̬̫̇̈́̀͊̋̔͑̀̌v̶̱̩̔̓̄̏́͌̇͛̂͆͘͘͘̚͝e̵̺̼̩̳̞̹̐ś̴̛̲̻͕͔̐̍́̏̏̈̈́̈͛́ͅͅt̵̢̛̛͖̳̟̫̅̇́͋͗̽̓͒͗̚͘ͅͅx̶̦̱̖͉̻̎̉͐͛̉̓͝ͅĔ̵̠̦̲͓̙̫̪̿̓͑̓̾͆̑̕͜s̷̛̠̪͍̜͙̰̳̰͎̓͐̃̇͊̋͊̄͛͘͘z̵̰͗̽͋̀͗̾̔̿̀̿͝

we watched ratatouille together and played some lego star wars, then we made out a little and then the vibe got awkward and it left

They always ask "Who are you" but never "How are you doing that like that how are you floating dude what the heck I'm scared why are your eyes glowing oh god someone help me HEL-"

Hatsune Miku is now the official mascot of Bluesky

There was a vote yesterday and it was unanimous

i have acquired dinosaur bocchi

be very afraid

Just opened my daily Pokémon TCG Pocket packs.

10 more repeat cards 😔

*flips a tech deck and breaks 37 bones*

STORY: There's only one site that Bluesky users fear going on, and it's not "X". It's far more despicable.

Calling the haters a knucklehead McSpazzatron

You ever think about how humans are basically just giant crunchy Gushers?

I finally made it into BlueSky! Can't wait to look back on this first post some time in the future lol. Hi everyone! 😁😁