I wonder if they rebranded bus and train travel as “biological autopilot” or something if all the people who want to text while speeding in their Tesla would switch to that instead?

Also while I’m feeling political: anyone who feel like the Dems “caved” too soon with the shutdown… it must be nice to not rely on SNAP. Pretty sure in the hierarchy of needs food is before affordable health care. Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good.

I wonder how many stores will refuse to deal with this coin. I certainly wouldn’t fault them for it. Living leader are not supposed to appear on official US currency: therefore this is not a real dollar, whatever they say. #notmydollar

Ok so the “great” we are making again is the Great Depression apparently. (Edit: Damn SNL already made this joke)

I just found out that reporters who have preferred pronouns listed in their email signature are black listed at the White House from getting any meaningful replies. So I move that we correctly identify all White House press relations staffers as “it”. Since this tremens is so inhuman.

I realized something: I feel more inclined to donate my actual blood than to answer a cold call phone survey. It has nothing to do really with how I feel about pollsters. I would be worried it some kind of phone scam, and that’s even if I did answer some random call or text. Sorry pollsters.

Hey, we cool with calling these tweets right? Since Twitter isn’t a “thing” and Muskrat wants us to call his thing “posts”.

I know there might be a lot of people who can’t sleep right now in America. No matter what happens over the next several days we can, we will, get through this. Even if at times it seems like we aren’t making progress even slipping back

“The arc of history is long, but it bends toward justice” -MLK

Made the switch. So far so good.