But yeah, when I go from XBox to Nintendo, the ABXY flip absolutely baffles me. 😅

I wish they all used the same labelling per button "A, B, X, Y" etc.
Not the actual same size and shapes though if that's what you meant. My big hands feel cramped on a PS4 controller, conversely by GF's small hands don't suit and XBox controller as well as mine.

Capitalism. I found myself seething last night just thinking about the idea of planned obsolescence, which of course is a product of capitalism.

I don't think it matters. No one has any faith in Richochet at all.

My god you're right, WHERE ARE THE ADS??

I could honestly hear this a "Weazel News" sound bite on a radio station on GTA V, and it'd perfectly fit that game's theme and satire.
That's how absurd this whole thing is.