Platashrmp
@platashrmp.bsky.social
“Don’t forget the Motor City!”
For me they are not
December 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
For me they are not
Spinning like lathes
December 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Spinning like lathes
I mean was he a heavy doper or was he just a loser?
He was a friend of yours
He was a friend of yours
December 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I mean was he a heavy doper or was he just a loser?
He was a friend of yours
He was a friend of yours
So sorry. It is just the worst thing.
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
So sorry. It is just the worst thing.
“My name’s Terry and I’m going to enjoy myself first!”
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
“My name’s Terry and I’m going to enjoy myself first!”
I’d love to stand around and chat but we have to go sit in the lobby and wait for the limo
December 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I’d love to stand around and chat but we have to go sit in the lobby and wait for the limo
Well, his name IS Markwayne.
December 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Well, his name IS Markwayne.
How about a two year old? My son left us with a cat that my wife and I are both allergic to. He’s very sweet but my eyes are itching all day. I will drive him to you!
December 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
How about a two year old? My son left us with a cat that my wife and I are both allergic to. He’s very sweet but my eyes are itching all day. I will drive him to you!
The Outlaw Josie Wales
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The Outlaw Josie Wales
I hope he had someone to hold his hair
December 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I hope he had someone to hold his hair
🎸🎤“Hey it’s Franklin,
With a cease and desist…”
With a cease and desist…”
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
🎸🎤“Hey it’s Franklin,
With a cease and desist…”
With a cease and desist…”
I am a happy man but my heart is black
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I am a happy man but my heart is black
It’s starting to get better but it is meandering.
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It’s starting to get better but it is meandering.
The director bears some responsibility for that performance I expect.
Look at Eyes Wide Shut.
Look at Eyes Wide Shut.
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 AM
The director bears some responsibility for that performance I expect.
Look at Eyes Wide Shut.
Look at Eyes Wide Shut.
Be well. See you next year!
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Be well. See you next year!
I still love this song
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I still love this song
If I didn’t have to slide into my seat and scrunch up like I’m in a Gemini capsule for the four hour ordeal maybe I could dress better.
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
If I didn’t have to slide into my seat and scrunch up like I’m in a Gemini capsule for the four hour ordeal maybe I could dress better.
“Quiet, Piggy!” Sounds like an appropriate protest chant.
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
“Quiet, Piggy!” Sounds like an appropriate protest chant.