Wario legs
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ur cornfield bae // likely will be deranged thoughts, hot takes and maaaybe thirst traps
Good morning I likely have norovirus, how we feeling today
April 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Good morning I likely have norovirus, how we feeling today
Shoutout to all the trans men and the dolls today (and every day)
April 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Shoutout to all the trans men and the dolls today (and every day)
I’ve never been to the Pink Pony Club but I HAVE been to the Pink Pony Pub in Gulf Shores
March 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I’ve never been to the Pink Pony Club but I HAVE been to the Pink Pony Pub in Gulf Shores
Today my vape shop was playing Doechii’s NISSAN ALTIMA lmaoo
March 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Today my vape shop was playing Doechii’s NISSAN ALTIMA lmaoo
My latest vocal tick I’m stuck on is saying Mammaaa Miaaa in a vaguely Italian accent 🥸
February 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
My latest vocal tick I’m stuck on is saying Mammaaa Miaaa in a vaguely Italian accent 🥸
Heard a new song by oklou and bladee + now realizing that a lot of glitchy music that’s come out lately owes a lot to early Owl City 🫢
January 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Heard a new song by oklou and bladee + now realizing that a lot of glitchy music that’s come out lately owes a lot to early Owl City 🫢
“The crowd found Pleshcheev’s head, trampled on it, soaked it in vodka and lit it before throwing his mangled torso into the flames”
Oh!
Oh!
January 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
“The crowd found Pleshcheev’s head, trampled on it, soaked it in vodka and lit it before throwing his mangled torso into the flames”
Oh!
Oh!
Need a tall ass tennis player to scoop me off my feet and take me the hell away so I can be the trophy husband I deserve to be
January 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Need a tall ass tennis player to scoop me off my feet and take me the hell away so I can be the trophy husband I deserve to be
I made it a goal this year to get a passport so I can get the fuck out of this country (for a vacation, nothing permanent…yet? 👁️)
January 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I made it a goal this year to get a passport so I can get the fuck out of this country (for a vacation, nothing permanent…yet? 👁️)
Okay so I’ll be skipping this song on first listen!
January 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Okay so I’ll be skipping this song on first listen!
Thinking about how during the plague, they tried every damn thing they could think of, eventually doing shit like rubbing ground up emerald dust on their pustules
January 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Thinking about how during the plague, they tried every damn thing they could think of, eventually doing shit like rubbing ground up emerald dust on their pustules
Hosting a Paul Mescal lookalike challenge in my bedroom tonight, applications are open
December 25, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Hosting a Paul Mescal lookalike challenge in my bedroom tonight, applications are open
My age is showing bc when I first saw Lose Control I was like how is a Ciara & Missy Elliott song the number 1 song of this year 😭
#1 Hot 100 Song Each Year:
2011 Rolling In The Deep
2012 Somebody That I Used To Know
2013 Thrift Shop
2014 Happy
2015 Uptown Funk!
2016 Love Yourself
2017 Shape Of You
2018 God’s Plan
2019 Old Town Road
2020 Blinding Lights
2021 Levitating
2022 Heat Waves
2023 Last Night
2024 Lose Control
2011 Rolling In The Deep
2012 Somebody That I Used To Know
2013 Thrift Shop
2014 Happy
2015 Uptown Funk!
2016 Love Yourself
2017 Shape Of You
2018 God’s Plan
2019 Old Town Road
2020 Blinding Lights
2021 Levitating
2022 Heat Waves
2023 Last Night
2024 Lose Control
December 16, 2024 at 1:23 AM
My age is showing bc when I first saw Lose Control I was like how is a Ciara & Missy Elliott song the number 1 song of this year 😭
I would do the same damn thing, that man is a terr*rist
December 16, 2024 at 1:19 AM
I would do the same damn thing, that man is a terr*rist
Oh?!
December 16, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Oh?!
Her best album btw
December 16, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Her best album btw
I feel like I always eat less than the average person does on major holidays despite my family making a
shit-ton of food
shit-ton of food
November 29, 2024 at 12:59 AM
I feel like I always eat less than the average person does on major holidays despite my family making a
shit-ton of food
shit-ton of food
I still don’t know wtf bitcoin was lol
November 25, 2024 at 4:40 AM
I still don’t know wtf bitcoin was lol
New horrors arise every day and yet we must persist
November 21, 2024 at 6:05 PM
New horrors arise every day and yet we must persist
I tied a cherry stem with my tongue today for the first time ever lmfao. Mind you it was one of those small ass milkshake type cherries too 🍒
November 17, 2024 at 10:13 PM
I tied a cherry stem with my tongue today for the first time ever lmfao. Mind you it was one of those small ass milkshake type cherries too 🍒