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Quicksand turned out not to be the threat I thought it would be when I was a kid…
Trump drafts plans for fleet of new Battleships
December 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Trump drafts plans for fleet of new Battleships
Hang on! I thought you issued Pardons to South American Presidents who smuggle industrial amounts of Cocaine.
December 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hang on! I thought you issued Pardons to South American Presidents who smuggle industrial amounts of Cocaine.
A sad loss, and millions owe him thanks for his advice to add an egg to our baths. Rest in peace Chris
December 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
A sad loss, and millions owe him thanks for his advice to add an egg to our baths. Rest in peace Chris
It is no longer possible to satirise the current US Administration.
Perhaps Trump could get a side hustle going, donating skin for these phalloplasty procedures. He has plenty to spare. It might keep the costs down.
Perhaps Trump could get a side hustle going, donating skin for these phalloplasty procedures. He has plenty to spare. It might keep the costs down.
December 19, 2025 at 10:50 AM
It is no longer possible to satirise the current US Administration.
Perhaps Trump could get a side hustle going, donating skin for these phalloplasty procedures. He has plenty to spare. It might keep the costs down.
Perhaps Trump could get a side hustle going, donating skin for these phalloplasty procedures. He has plenty to spare. It might keep the costs down.
Next Christmas’ Headline, Banks to Tackle Tsunami of Debit Card Fraud…
December 19, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Next Christmas’ Headline, Banks to Tackle Tsunami of Debit Card Fraud…
When you pick up your Insulin we’ll give you $1000 as well. Trump numbering the numbers!
December 18, 2025 at 9:19 AM
When you pick up your Insulin we’ll give you $1000 as well. Trump numbering the numbers!
Let the Hunger Games begin!
December 18, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Let the Hunger Games begin!
Mr President, is there a Stealth Plane in the room right now?
Open the bomb doors Brad!
Open the bomb doors Brad!
December 17, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Mr President, is there a Stealth Plane in the room right now?
Open the bomb doors Brad!
Open the bomb doors Brad!
Receives “FIFA Peace Prize” starts a War. Fuck Trump, Fuck FIFA…
December 17, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Receives “FIFA Peace Prize” starts a War. Fuck Trump, Fuck FIFA…
Soooooooooo, the biggest and most consistent liar on planet earth wants to sue the BBC, in pursuit of the truth.
December 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Soooooooooo, the biggest and most consistent liar on planet earth wants to sue the BBC, in pursuit of the truth.
Can I get back to my colouring book now. I drew a cat!
December 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Can I get back to my colouring book now. I drew a cat!
Of course Im not going to text sensitive, real time intelligence of imminent military strikes to a journalist I’ve never met.
December 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Of course Im not going to text sensitive, real time intelligence of imminent military strikes to a journalist I’ve never met.
Someone with Schizophrenia would never be allowed to become Commander In Chief with access to the Nuclear Codes. What’s the difference with Malignant Narcissism? Genuine question.
December 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Someone with Schizophrenia would never be allowed to become Commander In Chief with access to the Nuclear Codes. What’s the difference with Malignant Narcissism? Genuine question.
on a Corporation’s balance sheet. Owners who never attend, engage, or even communicate with Club or supporters. Sporting ambition is zero as they crash from one crisis to another with outcomes being cost cutting and rationalisation of staffing. And now with support dwindling a slow death awaits
December 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
on a Corporation’s balance sheet. Owners who never attend, engage, or even communicate with Club or supporters. Sporting ambition is zero as they crash from one crisis to another with outcomes being cost cutting and rationalisation of staffing. And now with support dwindling a slow death awaits
player trading models, with the intent of generating profits. However this is often at the expense of squad competitiveness and stability. This is happening at Blackburn Rovers. A once stable Premier League Club with healthy support and fan engagement and sporting ambition. Now just a line on
December 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
player trading models, with the intent of generating profits. However this is often at the expense of squad competitiveness and stability. This is happening at Blackburn Rovers. A once stable Premier League Club with healthy support and fan engagement and sporting ambition. Now just a line on
They may start with best Intentions but often descend into acrimony, division and financial chaos. Too often the History, culture and even supporters input are ignored in pursuit of some vanity project. Sometimes nefarious business interests are at play or over ambitious reliance on money-ball
December 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
They may start with best Intentions but often descend into acrimony, division and financial chaos. Too often the History, culture and even supporters input are ignored in pursuit of some vanity project. Sometimes nefarious business interests are at play or over ambitious reliance on money-ball
4/4 on a Corporation’s balance sheet. Owners who never attend, engage, or even communicate with Club or supporters. Sporting ambition is zero as they crash from one crisis to another with outcomes being cost cutting and rationalisation of staffing. And now with support dwindling a slow death awaits
December 16, 2025 at 9:46 AM
4/4 on a Corporation’s balance sheet. Owners who never attend, engage, or even communicate with Club or supporters. Sporting ambition is zero as they crash from one crisis to another with outcomes being cost cutting and rationalisation of staffing. And now with support dwindling a slow death awaits
3/4player trading models, with the intent of generating profits. However this is often at the expense of squad competitiveness and stability. This is happening at Blackburn Rovers. A once stable Premier League Club with healthy support and fan engagement and sporting ambition. Now just a line on
December 16, 2025 at 9:36 AM
3/4player trading models, with the intent of generating profits. However this is often at the expense of squad competitiveness and stability. This is happening at Blackburn Rovers. A once stable Premier League Club with healthy support and fan engagement and sporting ambition. Now just a line on
If only this were a scene from Julius Caesar…
December 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If only this were a scene from Julius Caesar…
In Trumps America, it will be easier to buy a gun than to Vote in Elections…
December 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
In Trumps America, it will be easier to buy a gun than to Vote in Elections…
And the Pee Tapes
December 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
And the Pee Tapes
And yet they lie. With impunity. Every. Fecking. Day. When will this Kafkaesque nightmare end…
December 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
And yet they lie. With impunity. Every. Fecking. Day. When will this Kafkaesque nightmare end…