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Camden Fabers
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The mannequin with 2 left hands in your attic.((Rp acct for CD in SL. All posts are IC unless(()). Leader of the King Street Bones))
Kurt cobain would have broken his guitar over your skull kiddo. He died before yoy were alive.
May 10, 2025 at 10:49 AM
This from the boy that brought a cleaver to a 45 man brawl and had to have his fam pay to save his dumbass. Ahhh, nostalgia
an older woman is sitting at a table with the words sweet memories written on her face
ALT: an older woman is sitting at a table with the words sweet memories written on her face
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May 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I will give your employees fashion advice for free. Im tired of seeing hillbilly hooters on my feed.
March 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Transparent as blood
March 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
lol well shes an adult now. Which is wild
February 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Murked. Typo
February 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
lol look, when your 13yo daughter gets upset about her plushies being mutked, you let her name a gator.
February 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
lol be happy he exists. He keeps the bayous full of gators. Thats important. He has a pink dog collar (dont ask) so insupplse if you see that? Well, youll probably die but maybe run
February 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Into town usually
February 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
lol hes way out in the bayou so youre safe unless it floods
February 23, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Oh lol thatd be my first pet gator. My daughter Addison named it a long time ago but Fluffy is a bit of a glutton. Last we measured, he was about 18ft or so.
February 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Yeah, the projects took a hit as did some of my rougaru properties. But at least Fluffy stayed put this time.
February 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Yeah, i fought to keep the slab at a health standard that most places in town could never. But once the black mold got in there, i took a 100% insurance claim and sold it to some dumbass. The flooding has been a pita
February 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Never heard of that. But i tell ya what--since i no longer have the slab (which fyi, dont go there now. Black mold.) If you would be interested, i can supply fresh butchered gator for your diner. God knows the slab wont have anything decent now
February 23, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Or I just make it for you🌝
February 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
lol how you runnin a diner in louisiana and havent had gator? Alright, im going to have to grill some gator burgers soon, clearly
February 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
lol all the pretty ladies with appetites tnite
February 23, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Oh gator is a delicacy darlin. 30 dollars a pound on average, and far less cholesterol than red meats
February 23, 2025 at 11:39 AM
If im not at risk of death, its not worth eating, imo
February 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Chonky hmm? Im going to need to see proof of the chonk
February 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Its a midwestern fastfood chain. Some places call it Carls Jr i believe but back in chicago it was hardees. Burgers to die for over there. Full pound of angus beef smothered in cheese and mushrooms and bacon and a spicy garlic aioli. I could make you one sometime. It works well with gatormeat
February 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I mean..you could make one at home thats a lot healthier but i personally prefer a monster burger from hardees. But thats back in chicago lol
February 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Now thats what i like to hear
February 23, 2025 at 11:16 AM