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wow!!!
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alright guys, pack it in. Both sides.
August 20, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Literally just hearing about this now; apparently there's a type of person called "women"?
Looking into this now.
August 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
who are you
July 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Lots of people ask what the scorpion means. It means I'm on a different level. You'd get it if you were moving like I am. Discovering spacial dimensions unknown to modern science.
July 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
If you see this-DO IT (or not)

✦ Username: I forgol :skull:
✦ Pronouns: he/him
✦ Height: 5' 10" I think
✦ Sexuality: your mother
✦ Sign: Libra
✦ Piercings: lobe
✦ Tattoos: 0 (yet)
✦ Drink: Dr Pepper!! also sours (the beer style)
✦ Food: dim sum
✦ Pets: 2 dogs, 2 hermit crabs
✦ Relationship: engaged
If you see this- DO IT

✦ Username: spirothedragon_
✦ Pronouns: she/her
✦ Height: 5' 8"
✦ Sexuality: lesbian
✦ Sign: Libra
✦ Piercings: none, but want ears
✦ Tattoos: none
✦ Drink: espresso martini
✦ Food: pizza
✦ Pets: fish, shrimp
✦ Relationship: single
If you see this- DO IT

✦ Username: puppy
✦ Pronouns: she/they
✦ Height: 5' 8"
✦ Sexuality: pansexual (heavy female lean)
✦ Sign: Gemini
✦ Piercings: Ears
✦ Tattoos: 0
✦ Drink: Jack Daniel’s
✦ Food: Mexican
✦ Pets: a kitty cat
✦ Relationship: taken but still a slut :P
June 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
February 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Stand with the striking Starbucks workers. Class solidarity is our greatest superpower.
🚨Union baristas are calling on EVERYONE to NOT buy from ANY Starbucks store during the duration of our ULP strikes. 🧵

bsky.app/profile/sbwo...
December 23, 2024 at 5:54 PM
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December 11, 2024 at 5:12 PM
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#dadpost
Had the first ❄️ of the season yesterday with appreciable accumulation on the roads. Thought I’d share some tips for driving in the snow.

Feel free to reply with your own tips. 1/
December 17, 2024 at 2:24 AM
they call me the goat
December 4, 2024 at 8:01 PM
you should give money to benefit my sister's Girl Scout troop. If you're into that sort of thing.
Tomorrow is Giving Tuesday. Please consider donating to Girl Scouts Nation’s Capital. 100% of donations directly support Girl Scouts. Include Service Unit 70-17 and troop 70149 so your donation counts towards my daughter's unit goals.

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#GivingTuesdayGSCNC

Thanks!
Giving Tuesday 2024
secure.qgiv.com
December 3, 2024 at 7:22 AM
heh,
December 3, 2024 at 7:10 AM
cookin up shit in the drafts like the guy at the bodega makin your chopped cheese
November 28, 2024 at 4:35 AM
apologies for my last post. I'm pretty sure I've now got pink eye and it horts so bad
November 27, 2024 at 6:50 AM
RAAAAH I'M GOING FUCKING CRAZYYYYY RAAAAAAH I'M OFF MY GOD DAMN ROCKER BRO I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MARBLES RAAAAAAAH FUUUUUUCK DUDE I'M GOING ABSOLUTE NANNERS I'M FUCKIN NUTS BRO RAAAAH
November 27, 2024 at 6:49 AM
nothing quite so soulcrushing as having ~4 hours fever free without advil only for your temperature to go back to 100
November 26, 2024 at 4:05 AM
chat this illness has hands
November 26, 2024 at 4:03 AM
gonna go kaio ken on this fuckin illness
November 25, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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STRENGTH CRUSHES ENEMIES! HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH WATER TODAY?
November 25, 2024 at 1:20 AM
y'all ain't got nothin on me you can't even fucking compare
November 24, 2024 at 3:03 AM
chat? chat!?!? are you there? chat??
November 23, 2024 at 5:08 AM
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Saw this on Reddit :3
November 20, 2024 at 2:04 PM