Fake Plastic Cowboy
@plasticcowboy.bsky.social
No doubt, but does anyone want to be remembered for crippling a gramps?
December 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
No doubt, but does anyone want to be remembered for crippling a gramps?
Yeah, but that was the Rams who are a serious outfit
December 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Yeah, but that was the Rams who are a serious outfit
Doctor Washington will see you now.
December 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Doctor Washington will see you now.
It's hard to be better than Maye when you're a 33 year old with a fake birth certificate
December 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It's hard to be better than Maye when you're a 33 year old with a fake birth certificate
Was probably a high pressure gig - like a closing pitcher.
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Was probably a high pressure gig - like a closing pitcher.
A decent side, Melchester Rovers
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
A decent side, Melchester Rovers
Is there a chance the Argies aren't great?
Not on your life, my Irish mate.
Not on your life, my Irish mate.
December 3, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Is there a chance the Argies aren't great?
Not on your life, my Irish mate.
Not on your life, my Irish mate.
From your lips to God's ears
December 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
From your lips to God's ears
A stern lecture
December 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
A stern lecture
And they've gone into a business that involves dealing with the WRUin so you can't rule it out
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
And they've gone into a business that involves dealing with the WRUin so you can't rule it out
The clubs: Are we still going to get our money?
WRU: Yes (for now).
The clubs: Crack on then, bois.
WRU: Yes (for now).
The clubs: Crack on then, bois.
December 1, 2025 at 8:58 AM
The clubs: Are we still going to get our money?
WRU: Yes (for now).
The clubs: Crack on then, bois.
WRU: Yes (for now).
The clubs: Crack on then, bois.
Uh oh, have a bad feeling about this game
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Uh oh, have a bad feeling about this game
Baked spuds? Ffs
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Baked spuds? Ffs
Perfect for when you're paranoid and can't face speaking to anyone
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Perfect for when you're paranoid and can't face speaking to anyone
Sorry Jim, but you appear to be Scottish and our algorithm assumes you use profanity like punctuation so we cannot process your results
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Sorry Jim, but you appear to be Scottish and our algorithm assumes you use profanity like punctuation so we cannot process your results
At least Harry Wilson's on the score sheet
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
At least Harry Wilson's on the score sheet
He's always struck me as someone who knows there's loads of cameras watching. He would have caused multiple diplomatic incidents if he'd played in the 70s or 80s
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
He's always struck me as someone who knows there's loads of cameras watching. He would have caused multiple diplomatic incidents if he'd played in the 70s or 80s
Can't wait to see the 'he's not that type of player' statements, when he's clearly that type of player
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Can't wait to see the 'he's not that type of player' statements, when he's clearly that type of player
Thought the same
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Thought the same
Le Royale Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Le Royale Thanksgiving
Can we agree that Swansea is mid (in both senses)?
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Can we agree that Swansea is mid (in both senses)?
SA, Georgia and Samoa. The RWC ghosts of past, present and future.
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
SA, Georgia and Samoa. The RWC ghosts of past, present and future.
If refs reffed the scrum properly Porter would have been drummed out of the game years ago
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If refs reffed the scrum properly Porter would have been drummed out of the game years ago