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Plastic Blank
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When I grow up, I want to be a wormhole.
the most dystopian part of cyberpunk 2077 is the lack of parking
September 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
vampire logic says you revert back to the form you had when you first turned. you don’t age, your hair doesn’t grow, you heal instantly. wouldn’t that apply to all functions of the body? you’d never make new memories. it would be 50 first dates, but you’d wake up a million times a day—hi I’m tom.
July 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
the world is a campfire
set to wane
take your marshmallow
hold it up to the flames

Well, it’s no Weird Al, but it’ll have to do.
June 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
store next door
May 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
a-move
the bass
a-down

be reasonable
December 21, 2024 at 12:36 PM
why wait until you’re dead when you could be haunting places right now like a scooby doo villain
December 20, 2024 at 10:14 AM