Cigarette Baby
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Cigarette Baby
@plasticbabycig.bsky.social
I’m no one in particular. Just one more naked baby crawling out of a pack of Kools* saying “wtf just happened??” (*no plastic babies were harmed in the making of this profile, I have never smoked, and do not condone smoking, especially by plastic babies)
Why, thank you!
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
You misunderstood me. My blood isn’t boiling because I’m waiting on the phone. My blood is boiling because I know the assholes on the other end don’t give a shit. No amount of telling me that the volume of phone calls will change how they vote, they do what they’re told by the Fuhrer.
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
💙Let’s stick together!
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
And how did that make you feel?
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
So if I fail to make a phone call to my GOP reps who will not give a shit about what I have to say & will make my blood pressure rise because I know that even if every single Dem in my state calls, it will still not make a difference, then I’m complicit?? Let’s not decide how each of us helps, ok?
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Miss Piggys unite!!
a pig is riding a yellow motorcycle with a star on the tank
ALT: a pig is riding a yellow motorcycle with a star on the tank
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November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
In any other day from a time long, long ago….
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is really not nice but 🤢🤮
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I thought it was dumb when I watched that scene the first time, but this time, I would be glued to the tv.
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Thank you!
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Thanks. My daughter actually thought of it. We had a running gag with “naked baby” throughout their childhoods where we hid it random places. I found that pack of Kools on the ground a few years back and couldn’t resist the photo op.
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
He’s certainly in no rush. A week early but the cord is around his neck so they decided to induce.
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Congratulations! I’m at the hospital waiting for the birth of my grandson 😊
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This is really, really good. Thank you for sharing!
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Whatchamacallit
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
He wants all soldiers available in his private army.
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Still doesn’t explain the ordinary people I personally know that voted for him twice.
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Yes, he did but I think even he would be surprised that an entire party would lack integrity, concede their authority and bow to a wannabe king. This isn’t just one out of control corrupt leader. It’s all the people propping him up, too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM