Plastic
@plastic.bsky.social
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Plastic
@plastic.bsky.social
· Nov 25
This account exists to create connections between ideas and people.
To write freely without self censorship.
And to encounter ideas outside of my normal spheres.
To write freely without self censorship.
And to encounter ideas outside of my normal spheres.
The role of the "straight man" in comedy is under-appreciated online (and hard to pull off).
You: Ridiculous thing.
Me: Responds seriously.
You: I was just joking!
Aaaaand you've ruined it. I tried to play the fool to make you look funnier and you missed your shot to dunk on me.
Do better.
You: Ridiculous thing.
Me: Responds seriously.
You: I was just joking!
Aaaaand you've ruined it. I tried to play the fool to make you look funnier and you missed your shot to dunk on me.
Do better.
November 26, 2024 at 1:36 AM
The role of the "straight man" in comedy is under-appreciated online (and hard to pull off).
You: Ridiculous thing.
Me: Responds seriously.
You: I was just joking!
Aaaaand you've ruined it. I tried to play the fool to make you look funnier and you missed your shot to dunk on me.
Do better.
You: Ridiculous thing.
Me: Responds seriously.
You: I was just joking!
Aaaaand you've ruined it. I tried to play the fool to make you look funnier and you missed your shot to dunk on me.
Do better.
This account exists to create connections between ideas and people.
To write freely without self censorship.
And to encounter ideas outside of my normal spheres.
To write freely without self censorship.
And to encounter ideas outside of my normal spheres.
November 25, 2024 at 7:01 PM
This account exists to create connections between ideas and people.
To write freely without self censorship.
And to encounter ideas outside of my normal spheres.
To write freely without self censorship.
And to encounter ideas outside of my normal spheres.
For bluesky to really thrive it needs to become more than a place for twitter refugees.
What reasons would someone who’s never used twitter have to join this app?
What might make this app so enticing that entirely new groups of people start writing here?
What reasons would someone who’s never used twitter have to join this app?
What might make this app so enticing that entirely new groups of people start writing here?
November 20, 2024 at 5:48 AM
For bluesky to really thrive it needs to become more than a place for twitter refugees.
What reasons would someone who’s never used twitter have to join this app?
What might make this app so enticing that entirely new groups of people start writing here?
What reasons would someone who’s never used twitter have to join this app?
What might make this app so enticing that entirely new groups of people start writing here?
This app feels a lot faster than the last time I touched it.
November 20, 2024 at 5:39 AM
This app feels a lot faster than the last time I touched it.
This is a space for my least hinged thoughts.
November 20, 2024 at 5:38 AM
This is a space for my least hinged thoughts.
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I’m the religion where if God is real you have to fight him.
July 14, 2023 at 12:49 PM
I’m the religion where if God is real you have to fight him.
I’m the religion where if God is real you have to fight him.
July 14, 2023 at 12:49 PM
I’m the religion where if God is real you have to fight him.
12 personality disorders in a trench coat.
July 6, 2023 at 2:00 AM
12 personality disorders in a trench coat.
How can I be everything?
June 23, 2023 at 6:09 PM
How can I be everything?
Has anyone experimented with using radiation to increase the rate of mutation for selective breading?
June 23, 2023 at 4:51 PM
Has anyone experimented with using radiation to increase the rate of mutation for selective breading?
I wonder how many hours the ‘ole noggin will run well for today
May 15, 2023 at 2:42 PM
I wonder how many hours the ‘ole noggin will run well for today
Hard things with no clear path forward are frustrating.
Hard things with a clear path forward are challenging, rewarding, and fun.
Step 1 is learning to convert one to the other.
Hard things with a clear path forward are challenging, rewarding, and fun.
Step 1 is learning to convert one to the other.
May 15, 2023 at 2:31 PM
Hard things with no clear path forward are frustrating.
Hard things with a clear path forward are challenging, rewarding, and fun.
Step 1 is learning to convert one to the other.
Hard things with a clear path forward are challenging, rewarding, and fun.
Step 1 is learning to convert one to the other.
child mind moves fast to hit walls head on. some walls break adult mind would never think to hit
May 15, 2023 at 3:54 AM
child mind moves fast to hit walls head on. some walls break adult mind would never think to hit
How do I turn off the notifications with messages that make me feel bad and get more that make me feel good instead
May 15, 2023 at 3:53 AM
How do I turn off the notifications with messages that make me feel bad and get more that make me feel good instead
happy birthday to all mothers
May 15, 2023 at 1:25 AM
happy birthday to all mothers
brain is on a dimmer switch, controlled by a hand not mine
May 15, 2023 at 1:17 AM
brain is on a dimmer switch, controlled by a hand not mine
iq ranges from 75 to 125 but you don’t know which one you’re talking to moment to moment
May 15, 2023 at 1:16 AM
iq ranges from 75 to 125 but you don’t know which one you’re talking to moment to moment
Dang it, I used up the last of my brain juice for the day reading about ufos instead of doing my homework.
May 15, 2023 at 12:44 AM
Dang it, I used up the last of my brain juice for the day reading about ufos instead of doing my homework.
How can I make my brain less like jello and more like plastic?
May 15, 2023 at 12:41 AM
How can I make my brain less like jello and more like plastic?
Fill your life with non transactional relationships.
May 10, 2023 at 6:40 PM
Fill your life with non transactional relationships.
Military budget is the only budget increase with bipartisan support in the USA so, very hot take, why not fold education healthcare and education into the military budget?
May 4, 2023 at 5:52 PM
Military budget is the only budget increase with bipartisan support in the USA so, very hot take, why not fold education healthcare and education into the military budget?
autocorrect, how dare you capitalize the first letter of my sentence when i was trying to strike a casual tone
May 3, 2023 at 10:17 PM
autocorrect, how dare you capitalize the first letter of my sentence when i was trying to strike a casual tone
Coffee: hot.
Laptop: charged.
Bsky invites: 0.
Let’s roll.
Laptop: charged.
Bsky invites: 0.
Let’s roll.
May 3, 2023 at 10:11 PM
Coffee: hot.
Laptop: charged.
Bsky invites: 0.
Let’s roll.
Laptop: charged.
Bsky invites: 0.
Let’s roll.
How does hell thread work? Help I’m new.
May 3, 2023 at 10:05 PM
How does hell thread work? Help I’m new.