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@ethievenusx
I have a whole cervix and uterus bitch play with somebody else. Preferably a weight watchers director
May 31, 2025 at 6:17 AM
She heard the news of us moving in together, looked at me in the store like OOOOHHHHHHHHH and rubbed my back like “You guys work so well together” and teared up like LOL
May 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
“You better stay medicated and treat him well” LMAOAOAOAO
May 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
They started hanging stuff up in the house knowing the house will be sold and the lease is up in June. So I know they’re gonna try and bank on staying in their own filth bc nobody wants to rent to them.
May 8, 2025 at 7:29 AM
And I’m a pro-weed girly but this man has made the shit uninteresting, disgusting and annoying just by relying on it to do *anything*. Imagine having to smoke before you even do the dishes. Dumbass
May 8, 2025 at 7:24 AM
My man’s in healthcare and even said the same shit. Its annoying trying to work, stream or watch something and hear his ugly ass cough every fucking minute. He smokes every 30 mins. Whole house fucking stinks.
May 8, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Hearing prolonged coughing bc this 29 yr old brainless banshee doesn’t know that when you smoke weed, its not supposed to make you cough for 10 mins
May 8, 2025 at 7:22 AM
No cleanliness in the house, no respect for other people. Everyone wants to get on me for telling them to fucking clean. Tried to kick me out illegally in January. I’ve been so tired.
May 8, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Can’t keep my ol’ reliable - gotta move over to the Psychology Trigger Words!
May 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
He has bankruptcy going on and a destroyed credit score. Nobody is gonna give him a damn thing. All he has is weed and a shitty paying job. See how you shouldnt play in my face?
May 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Our landlord is selling the place we’re in now, this dude (whos a tenant obvi) tried to throw me out on the street illegally bc he got tired of me living there (ive been here since 2022, hes been here since 2023) in January and now hes gonna be homeless lmao
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May 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Shes over here making me defend a MAN thats how I know shes not shit
May 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM