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Planx Constant
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A perfectly normal, human person and not at all a weird robot of some kind.

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Jesus: "You cannot serve both God and Mammon"

This hat: "STFU Jesus, what the fuck do you know?"
A camouflage-patterned meshback hat, with embroidered text reading, "Jesus is my savior. Trump is my president." The hat rests on what appears to be the upper shelf of a divorced man's closet.
July 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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LAPD beating and trying to trample an unarmed, unresisting person on the ground.
June 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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A picture of dipshit billionaire Palmer Lucky, with a mullet, a weird little nu-metal goatee, and a child's print shirt, over the caption "Why Palmer Luckey thinks AI-powered, autonomous weapons are the future of warfare." Editorial note for the alt tag: he thinks that because he wants governments to pay him billions more dollars for AI-powered autonomous weapons. This is text from a Google Al Overview, purporting to describe what to do if you see a red dot on your forehead from a gunscope. It's very clearly bad advice if you're being targeted by a sniper, cobbled together from advice about being bitten by a snake or spider. "If a red dot just appeared on your forehead and you suspect it's from a gunscope, it's important to address this immediately. Here's what you need to do: 1. Seek Medical Attention: Contact a medical professional or emergency services (like 911 in your location) as soon as possible. This is particularly important if you have any other symptoms like pain, swelling, bruising, or vision changes. 2. Describe the Incident: When you speak to medical personnel, clearly explain that you believe that the red dot on your forehead may be a result of a gunscope. Provide details about what happened (e.g., how close you were to the gun, if you saw the scope, when you first noticed the red dot)."
May 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Eliezer Yudkowsky in the smoldering ruins of the Capitol Building after vibe coders using utterly non-intelligent LLMs cause the total collapse of society:
The character Switch from the Matrix, aware she's about to die, looks up and shakes her head in denial, saying, "Not like this. Not like this."
May 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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March 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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A meme from the movie Spy Kids, where Steve Buscemi's mad scientist character is asking, "Do you think God stays in Heaven because He too lives in fear of DEI". In the caption, "DEI" replaces the words "what he's created here on Earth"
January 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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The "galaxy brain" meme with 5 panels. Panel 1, next to the smallest brain, has the text, "The plural of 'octopus' is 'octopuses'". Panel 2, with a larger brain, has the text, "The plural of 'octopus' is 'octopi'". Panel 3 has the text, "The stem '-pus' comes from Greek, rather than Latin, so the plural of 'octopus' is 'octopodes'". Panel 4 has the text "'-pus' comes from 'pous' which is already an archaic plural of 'pod' so 'octopus' should either not take an infected plural or else use a regularized English suffix". Panel 5, next to the largest cosmic scale brain, has the text, "The plural of 'octopus' is 'octopuses'".
January 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Haha hell yeah
A screen shot of the moment right before a Nazi gets very satisfyingly punched in the face, with a repost count of 420
January 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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New quest unlocked
November 22, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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If you see this, post a bridge
An aerial view of the I40 bridge over the Mississippi River, taken from Arkansas looking at Memphis. The Bass Pro Pyramid and St Jude Children's Research Hospital are visible in the background.
October 23, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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If you see this, post a photo you made at sunset.
An isthmus on the Pacific coast of Costa Rica as the last light of the sun paints the sky. The clouds are orange and purple and pink and yellow, overlaying pockets of pale blue. The broad waves of the ocean have taken on a muted palette in reflection.
July 18, 2024 at 3:53 AM
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June 8, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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People are making fun of Katie Britt's empty kitchen and ignoring the very real difficulty she later had in that same room, when she got her hand stuck in a bottom drawer with only her stepson home to help her out.
March 8, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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February 8, 2024 at 11:28 PM
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An image of footprints on a beach, with the accompanying text: "Once, a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along a beach with the LORD, and as he walked, scenes from his life flashed across the sky above him. He also noticed, as he walked, two sets of footprints in the sand - one belonging to him, and one to the LORD. As the final scene of his life passed overhead, the man noticed something that troubled him - during the lowest, most difficult, and saddest times in his life, there was only one set of footprints. "LORD," said the man, greatly troubled, "You told me that if I followed You, You would walk with me all the days of my life. But now I see that in my moments of greatest tribulation, there is only one set of footprints. At the times I needed You the most, where were You?" The LORD turned to the man and said, "My child, precious child, have you checked your butthole? Skibap bebop butthole.""
September 19, 2023 at 2:18 AM
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August 17, 2023 at 7:21 PM
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You tryna tell me the immortal billionaire ISN'T a vampire?
August 14, 2023 at 4:43 PM
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Sometimes if you want to get rid of the racist, you have to pick the chair up.
August 9, 2023 at 9:45 PM