Mr Big Nose: Please stop, the demons inside me say to bite you but I can't let them win
Teddy with an entire mouthful of Mr Big Nose's neck:

I thought he was about to turn it around on Teddy, you saw how close he got to slightly biting his paw!!

She is actually completely unaware she has deadly claws and teeth and will just loudly complain if you pick her up

He is as safe as possible, on the very top of the cabinets above the fridge

While this may seem like a mister big nose, this is actually my friend's cat Leon (yes this is a final fantasy reference and his other cat is Cloud and his dog is Yuffie)