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plantymon.bsky.social
@plantymon.bsky.social
Reached an age where being curmudgeonly is quite appealing. I have one goal each day, be kind. I fail to achieve this goal, a lot!
It’s ‘Wank’
November 5, 2025 at 8:47 AM
“Busted flush” excellent work 🤣
August 22, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Great! A new useless Quango to replace the old. More jobs for old pals network and yet more deck chair shuffling on a sinking ship.
July 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
What do you get if you cross a tennis player and a police officer? Someone who serves and someone who gives you a crime reference number.
July 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Well said.
She is paid to do a job, just do the job.
July 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I’m starting now to canvass to get my pants elected at the next election.
July 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Also, I am a grumpy old curmudgeon but, after 14 years of the last lot, I reckon I could have got a seat in Westminster. In fact my underpants would have had a good chance ffs!
July 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The entitled arrogance is staggering. Labour and McWeener did not win! It’s not a race ffs. It’s being elected by voters to do the job you are paid to do. I am sick of this “we are in power” NO! You are an elected official and can be replaced.
July 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Plus how the hell did they speak to that many gps? It’s easier to see the pope than a gp.
May 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Why ask GPs ? They will vote no all day long because it means more work and against the hippocratic oath. Ask the public, you know the ones who will be on the receiving end. I don’t need protecting from myself. Protecting from busybody types would be fab.
May 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It’s always school/teachers/society should do more. Make the parents responsible for their children’s actions. It’s not someone else’s responsibility to raise a child it’s the parents responsibility.
April 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’m happy to go back decades,
April 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Ignore the post from drunkendisorderly, he is a sad, bitter, greedy little man.
Hope Joey has the best life.
March 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Crikey. It’s not difficult, as a parent your job is to know where your kids are and what they are doing. So job 1 is ask for their phone and see what/who they are interacting with. Same with PC/tablet. Stop expecting someone else to do your job, your child, your job.
March 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I think you should cancel, you are trying to impart knowledge to the thick as mince populace that elected Nellie the Elephant. Love your work btw.
February 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Thank you for sharing your lovely photos. Happy new year
December 31, 2024 at 9:56 PM
🤣
December 24, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Sorry, I read scorned as sconed, I was visualising a fat old guy in medieval stocks being pelted with scones. 😂
December 23, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Epic fry 👍
December 22, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Thank you, it’s been bugging me where I know that name from.
December 20, 2024 at 8:00 PM