Hamburglar Humblebrag
@plantpotonassis.bsky.social
Carer who likes gardens, wildflowers, guinea pigs, cats, supernatural fiction and films where Nicolas Cage finds a treasure map.
Literary cinema seat dedication.
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Literary cinema seat dedication.
Grey and wet and better than sex.
July 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Grey and wet and better than sex.
Going to tell my grandkids this was a 650 mile coastal walk I did with my dead homeless husband.
July 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Going to tell my grandkids this was a 650 mile coastal walk I did with my dead homeless husband.
Forgot the picture.
July 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Forgot the picture.
I love how rain makes summer gardens look extra lush and sharp.
July 6, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I love how rain makes summer gardens look extra lush and sharp.
Bonus wildflowers in my garden that didn't make the collage cut.
July 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Bonus wildflowers in my garden that didn't make the collage cut.
The same without the borage which I've excluded for not being native.
July 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The same without the borage which I've excluded for not being native.
Wildflowers in my garden just now.
July 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Wildflowers in my garden just now.
Hi @plantlifeuk.bsky.social I can't seem to join without confirming I'm a taxpayer - the join button won't go live unless I do. I'm an unpaid carer so can't claim gift aid. What would you suggest?
July 4, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Hi @plantlifeuk.bsky.social I can't seem to join without confirming I'm a taxpayer - the join button won't go live unless I do. I'm an unpaid carer so can't claim gift aid. What would you suggest?
Baby's breath and crimson flax have both come into flower this week in my garden.
July 4, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Baby's breath and crimson flax have both come into flower this week in my garden.
Honeywort, pink hawksbeard, echium and red clover in my garden.
July 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Honeywort, pink hawksbeard, echium and red clover in my garden.
The crows I feed through my kitchen window (to the distaste of the fancier residents of the posh street one along) are now bringing their fledglings along to the meal.
July 1, 2025 at 8:21 AM
The crows I feed through my kitchen window (to the distaste of the fancier residents of the posh street one along) are now bringing their fledglings along to the meal.
Slightly disturbing message exchange with the friend I used to lodge with. I hope I don't end up dead from Floor Dust.
June 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Slightly disturbing message exchange with the friend I used to lodge with. I hope I don't end up dead from Floor Dust.
Mullein in my garden.
June 25, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Mullein in my garden.
Back garden looking cute in the drizzle.
June 24, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Back garden looking cute in the drizzle.
Disgusting, the pair of them.
June 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Disgusting, the pair of them.
It looks like Io, the most rancid of all the moons.
June 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It looks like Io, the most rancid of all the moons.
Before that, I had this one. Tastes evolve.
June 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Before that, I had this one. Tastes evolve.
What's a poster you had in your room growing up?
June 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
What's a poster you had in your room growing up?
Can you see Ivy and the woodpigeon?
June 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Can you see Ivy and the woodpigeon?
The runaway success of my garden so far, in terms of what today's visitors are admiring and asking the name of, is purple toadflax. I'm delighting in telling them all it's a self-seeded #wildflower
June 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The runaway success of my garden so far, in terms of what today's visitors are admiring and asking the name of, is purple toadflax. I'm delighting in telling them all it's a self-seeded #wildflower
I don't usually cut flowers from my garden because they do more wildlife good attached to the plant, but my garden is open as part of a local charity scheme this afternoon so I've made a posey for the table so it all looks a bit more planned & a bit less 'lightly curated weeds'.
June 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I don't usually cut flowers from my garden because they do more wildlife good attached to the plant, but my garden is open as part of a local charity scheme this afternoon so I've made a posey for the table so it all looks a bit more planned & a bit less 'lightly curated weeds'.
Colour contrasts in my garden.
June 19, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Colour contrasts in my garden.
More wildflowers by the shore.
June 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
More wildflowers by the shore.