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@plantedjess.bsky.social
Black Lives Matter. Trans Rights are Human Rights. Books belong in schools. Abortion is Healthcare. 🍉
Yes, I’m here. Surprise, motherfuckers!
January 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Yes, I’m here. Surprise, motherfuckers!
It has once again been four months since I’ve checked in on this app, how’s everyone doing?
November 18, 2024 at 5:34 PM
It has once again been four months since I’ve checked in on this app, how’s everyone doing?
Ope. Forgot this app existed for a solid four months. What’s everyone up to? Did I miss anything?
July 8, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Ope. Forgot this app existed for a solid four months. What’s everyone up to? Did I miss anything?
Peebs is not a fan of celebratory fireworks/gunshots
February 12, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Peebs is not a fan of celebratory fireworks/gunshots
South Dakota: not just a racist monument
February 12, 2024 at 2:36 AM
South Dakota: not just a racist monument
Ok yeah that was good
February 12, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Ok yeah that was good
We in the CLURB tonight
February 12, 2024 at 1:36 AM
We in the CLURB tonight
ALICIA MF KEYS BABY 🔥🔥🔥
February 12, 2024 at 1:28 AM
ALICIA MF KEYS BABY 🔥🔥🔥
RIP Carl Weathers 😭
February 12, 2024 at 12:28 AM
RIP Carl Weathers 😭
Yeah, that’s right fuckers! I’m back exclusively to live tweet the Superb Owl commercials
February 12, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Yeah, that’s right fuckers! I’m back exclusively to live tweet the Superb Owl commercials
Aubrey Plaza could just stare at a camera for 30 seconds and it would still be the best commercial ever made
February 12, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Aubrey Plaza could just stare at a camera for 30 seconds and it would still be the best commercial ever made
Unfortunately for that one guy that came in that one time and seemed put off by the idea, I am once again watching Lord of The Rings (extended version) (with subtitles) at the bar.
January 19, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Unfortunately for that one guy that came in that one time and seemed put off by the idea, I am once again watching Lord of The Rings (extended version) (with subtitles) at the bar.
Peebs found the warmest spot in the house, which just happens to be her own bed she generally refuses to sleep on, conveniently placed directly in front of a vent.
January 9, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Peebs found the warmest spot in the house, which just happens to be her own bed she generally refuses to sleep on, conveniently placed directly in front of a vent.
I’m not sure what it says about me, but one of my all-time favorite comfort shows is Band Of Brothers, and it is currently available on Netflix.
January 8, 2024 at 3:31 AM
I’m not sure what it says about me, but one of my all-time favorite comfort shows is Band Of Brothers, and it is currently available on Netflix.
I would give up all my earthly belongings just for the ability to block any and all Colleen Hoover books from lists of books recommended to me.
January 4, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I would give up all my earthly belongings just for the ability to block any and all Colleen Hoover books from lists of books recommended to me.
It’s finally time for the kid to go back to school, which means I don’t have to hear the sounds of beyblades whirring and crashing at all hours of the god forsaken day.
January 4, 2024 at 2:20 PM
It’s finally time for the kid to go back to school, which means I don’t have to hear the sounds of beyblades whirring and crashing at all hours of the god forsaken day.
First night of watching tv without @effingalan.bsky.social
One True Loves, a movie adaptation of the book, One True Loves by Taylor Jenkins Reid (🍿: 37% 🍅: 22%)
One True Loves, a movie adaptation of the book, One True Loves by Taylor Jenkins Reid (🍿: 37% 🍅: 22%)
January 4, 2024 at 3:12 AM
First night of watching tv without @effingalan.bsky.social
One True Loves, a movie adaptation of the book, One True Loves by Taylor Jenkins Reid (🍿: 37% 🍅: 22%)
One True Loves, a movie adaptation of the book, One True Loves by Taylor Jenkins Reid (🍿: 37% 🍅: 22%)
Besides grocery shopping, laundry, and making dinner, I’ve done nothing but sit my ass on the couch watching tv today. The American Dream™️
December 31, 2023 at 3:33 AM
Besides grocery shopping, laundry, and making dinner, I’ve done nothing but sit my ass on the couch watching tv today. The American Dream™️
Absolutely embarrassing the amount of men in grey sweatpants out with their well-dressed wives today.
December 29, 2023 at 7:35 PM
Absolutely embarrassing the amount of men in grey sweatpants out with their well-dressed wives today.
Drinking the remainder of my Midwinter Night’s Dram, reading a few chapters of The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, taking a fat rip off my vape, and tucking into bed. Happy Crimus!
December 25, 2023 at 5:44 AM
Drinking the remainder of my Midwinter Night’s Dram, reading a few chapters of The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, taking a fat rip off my vape, and tucking into bed. Happy Crimus!
Hello cystic acne, my old friend.
December 23, 2023 at 8:01 PM
Hello cystic acne, my old friend.
For my next trick, I will follow an almost $2,000 sales day at work with a 3.5 hour mezcal tasting in JoCo.
I am TIRED.
I am TIRED.
December 22, 2023 at 10:30 PM
For my next trick, I will follow an almost $2,000 sales day at work with a 3.5 hour mezcal tasting in JoCo.
I am TIRED.
I am TIRED.
An exhaustive list of things men should not give advice to other men about, as a bartender that has overheard a lot of conversations between men giving advice to one another:
1. Convincing their partner to have a baby
1. Convincing their partner to have a baby
December 22, 2023 at 9:38 PM
An exhaustive list of things men should not give advice to other men about, as a bartender that has overheard a lot of conversations between men giving advice to one another:
1. Convincing their partner to have a baby
1. Convincing their partner to have a baby