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plankton1975.bsky.social
Roger has eaten 24 mince pies 🥧
@plankton1975.bsky.social
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Bearded hat-wearing oaf/leftie. Posts nonsense. Swears too much (trying to cut down). Visually impaired. Buys too many games. Bi/Pan, He/Him.
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plankton1975.bsky.social
BREAKING - Rumours from Number 10 suggest Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer may be facing an
imminent leadership challenge from a red party balloon that has a face drawn on it with a felt tip pen.
The BBC News breaking news image, a red background with BREAKING in white upper case lettering.
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
plankton1975.bsky.social
The Mask looks stunning in 4K.
The Mask limited edition Arrow 4K Blu-ray
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
plankton1975.bsky.social
This will be an interesting watch, at the very least…
The Happiness (1998) Criterion Collection 4K Blu-ray.
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
plankton1975.bsky.social
I wish I’d have had the courage to call in, but “I watched a YouTube video just over a week ago” isn’t sold footing for not getting accused of cheating 😅

Even if I have the proof…
A screenshot of my YouTube history showing I watched a video from the channel Debunked about the Left Brain vs Right Brain personality myth.
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
plankton1975.bsky.social
This was waiting for me when I got home 😀
The Fawlty Towers Complete Collection Blu-ray.
October 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
plankton1975.bsky.social
Pre-show shopping centre selfie!
My not too grumpy grey bearded face, yes I’m wearing my stupid fedora.
October 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
plankton1975.bsky.social
Oh no, he’s seeing people he doesn’t recognise!

THE HORROR!

Is Buxton fucking Royston Vasey?
"I do see faces that I haven't seen before," says Robert Stordy, standing by the town's market on a Tuesday lunchtime, although he admits he does not know where those new faces are from. The 74-year-old describes himself as disillusioned by recent governments, both Conservative and Labour. He believes most of the young men arriving on boats are here to work, not fleeing oppression. "They're using our facilities. This country is strapped for cash - the NHS is all over the place, it's suffering greatly. It puts pressure on local doctors, local services."
October 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
plankton1975.bsky.social
Lidl have finally got the good stuff in.

There’s another box of them under those 6 😅
A box of 6 Lidl Deluxe all-butter mince pies.
October 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
plankton1975.bsky.social
It has arrived! #Superman
The Superman (2025) 4K Blu-ray Steelbook
October 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
plankton1975.bsky.social
I did it, I unfucked the puzzle I was stuck on from where I left it on the stream, took all of 5 mins!
The moving egg things puzzle from act 1-1 of Scorn, the second egg thing in the correct position for grabbing.
October 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
plankton1975.bsky.social
I was inspired… @mrjamesob.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk
October 16, 2025 at 12:03 PM
plankton1975.bsky.social
Like I wasn’t going to get an animated film about a kitty cat…
The Flow 4K Blu-ray.
October 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
plankton1975.bsky.social
Only ever saw the first couple of seasons as I binned Now TV.

Looking forward to watching it at our own pace.
The HBO Westworld Compete Series 4K boxed set.
October 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
plankton1975.bsky.social
BEHOLD MY GRUMPY OLD FACE
A picture taken outside of a grumpy middle-aged head with a short grey white beard and wearing a stupid Indiana Jones hat
October 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
plankton1975.bsky.social
This game is gold… #BabySteps
September 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
plankton1975.bsky.social
My old friend the pit. Properly fucked it, but at least I’ve figured out the way forward… #BabySteps
Nate laying face first in a pit of grain (or something similar, maybe just dirt), his head submerged.
September 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
plankton1975.bsky.social
I think I’m finally approaching my next candle, and I’m terrified of fucking up 😅 #BabySteps
Nate on a mountain path, a red bucket on his head, and a firelight in the near distance.
September 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
plankton1975.bsky.social
Unsure if @jacklyttle.bsky.social will be playing along after he trolled me last year, but look what I found in Lidl…
2 boxes of 6 Lidl mince pies
September 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
plankton1975.bsky.social
PERSIMMON! #BabySteps
September 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
plankton1975.bsky.social
The fruit I’m currently trying to get #BabySteps
September 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
plankton1975.bsky.social
Found a new hat on this attempt #BabySteps
Nate in his filthy grey onesie, with a red bucket on his head.
September 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
plankton1975.bsky.social
Tomorrow’s viewing -
The Tron: Legacy 4K steelbook
September 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
plankton1975.bsky.social
Time to watch Tron in 4K.
The Tron 4K steelbook
September 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
plankton1975.bsky.social
BEHOLD THE PENIS MUSHROOMS AND BASK
IN THEIR GLORY!

#BabySteps
A screenshot of Baby Steps. Towards the left of the frame protagonist Nate is standing under an arch on the mountain. To the right of the frame, in the close foreground, are some large and extremely phallic-looking mushrooms, with pink skin tone shafts and big red tops.
September 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM