i wrote another short story. well, i wrote the beginning of a story. don't feel like finishing it right now though. lesbians fighting a vampire – the prologue.

you can read it here: vickys-lounge.neocities.org/writing/suns...

fat pikachu awakens some kind of motherly nurturing instinct in me that i didn't know i had

if i won the lottery, nothing much about my lifestyle would change, but i would start getting those fancy mueslis, the ones with dried fruit and nuts

just a girl and her jar of peanut butter and spoon

my agenda once i become ruler of Earth:
1. global communism
2. high speed rail so you can see your loved ones quicker
3. phones will get their aux back
4. resign

sleepy ditto

Bubble Mew 🫧

i've been thinking very hard about what type combination i would be as a pokemon but so far i've come up with nothing... maybe flying or ice?

it's kind of sad how most unexplained phenomena can be explained by the fact that human perception and memory are wildly unreliable and also that people just make shit up. kinda takes the fun out of it

he feeds the flowers

free him

look at this absolute unit

hewwo? is this thing on [incredibly loud mic taps]