Hi. I'm still alive. Where's the Epstein files? 🧐

So, Twitter has been taken down multiple times, Tesla has cars failing and stocks plummeting, and SpaceX has ships exploding. Musk's 5 things email sounds like it would get him fired lmfao.

If I were an astronaut stranded in space, I probably wouldn't wanna be down here right now either.

About 1½ in my transition vs almost 6 years. 💜

Air fried leftover pizza and put on Hell's Kitchen, so I can judge head chefs about levels of cooking I have no idea how to accomplish. 😇

I'm convinced I'm not allowed to sleep before midnight. I try to go to sleep at 10pm and end up with my allergies kicking my ass. 🫠

This just in: HE LIED.

We're so cooked.