Grab your sugar skulls, light your candles, and let your Alebrije guide you back…

Landon returns to streaming this coming Monday, November 3rd at 12PM EST!

A very important update regarding me and my cafe. If you have a moment please read it.

Thank you everyone for making this journey the best thing I've ever done. I'll miss you all and I hope one day to return. 💔

Today marks the one year anniversary of becoming a Twitch Partner. I’m supposed to be elated, speak to how I plan to continue cranking out great content worthy of this title. The truth is, I have done nothing in this year worthy of it. It was wasted on me.

So the other day I was stuck in traffic and saw the most amazing thing. It was an absolute delight bearing witness to this. It was in front of me, behind me, next to me… uwu. Grindr’s bussy is really big guys. 🥵

Join me tomorrow for a moving dono-thon with a REALLY BIG SURPRISE you do not want to miss!!!!!!

Starting at 12pm EST and going for 8 hours!!!

Sure the Holidays were two and a half months ago, but the best presents need no special occasion! 🎄🎁

An absolutely stunning piece from @asetepepo.bsky.social, who is truly gifted. (Hah, word play! 😉)

Yes.
That's what tends to happen when, in the span of a year, you get divorced, move halfway across the country for a promise that doesn't work out, get chronic sick from mold in the new apt, and slowly watch your interests in everything dwindle until it becomes a burden to even exist.
Fuck off.

Welcome friendos!

Do you have any cheese?!

5k milestone let's go!! Kolby the cheese kobold offers her congrats! 🍾🧀

Proud to be spreading illegal and immoral content daily!

Biggest fucking gotcha campaign of my life lol

UwU come watch my immoral content baby, rawr ;)
(Its really just me saying you're valid and loved and equal)

A daily struggle around here.

God dammit @asetepepo.bsky.social LOL
(he also drew this silly comic)
(go check him out, he's an amazing artist)
(he also made my pfp and a number of Lulu arts)
(seriously please go follow him lol)

🎃 Happy Spooky Season! 🎃

I am in love with this new witchy outfit. It’s so me. 🕸️🎃

This coming Friday.

#savemoka

Guy GUYS - the prototype LuChonk plushie arrived!!! Look at this absolute ORB.

Look for a pre-orders link soon!!!