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Did you or anyone you love perchance drive over a bridge today?
December 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Did you or anyone you love perchance drive over a bridge today?
Please no. Adams loves a perp walk. 🙄
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Please no. Adams loves a perp walk. 🙄
There’s always the greater than zero chance that Markwayne Mullins is illiterate.
December 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
There’s always the greater than zero chance that Markwayne Mullins is illiterate.
Riiiight. Because if we have learned nothing in 2025, it’s that Zohran Mamdani’s social media team needs to be fired. 🙄
Also, could you potentially try to read the room, if not the alt text?
Also, could you potentially try to read the room, if not the alt text?
December 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Riiiight. Because if we have learned nothing in 2025, it’s that Zohran Mamdani’s social media team needs to be fired. 🙄
Also, could you potentially try to read the room, if not the alt text?
Also, could you potentially try to read the room, if not the alt text?
Exactly. It’s just “bla bla bla [insert name of mass shouting location here] bla bla bl.”
Until the next one.
They can *all* miss me with their empty tweets, skeets, grams and everything else until they do something about it.
Until the next one.
They can *all* miss me with their empty tweets, skeets, grams and everything else until they do something about it.
December 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Exactly. It’s just “bla bla bla [insert name of mass shouting location here] bla bla bl.”
Until the next one.
They can *all* miss me with their empty tweets, skeets, grams and everything else until they do something about it.
Until the next one.
They can *all* miss me with their empty tweets, skeets, grams and everything else until they do something about it.
Which one?
December 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Which one?
Of all of Fennell’s crimes against Emily Brontë, “bringing gender politics” into Wuthering Heights is scarcely one of them.
December 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Of all of Fennell’s crimes against Emily Brontë, “bringing gender politics” into Wuthering Heights is scarcely one of them.
It’s almost like journalists aren’t the beacons of integrity and truthiness they’re made out to be in the movies and on the teevee…
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
It’s almost like journalists aren’t the beacons of integrity and truthiness they’re made out to be in the movies and on the teevee…
Bring back:
“‘My country, right or wrong’ is like ‘My mother, drunk or sober…’”
“‘My country, right or wrong’ is like ‘My mother, drunk or sober…’”
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Bring back:
“‘My country, right or wrong’ is like ‘My mother, drunk or sober…’”
“‘My country, right or wrong’ is like ‘My mother, drunk or sober…’”
You know how to raise prices in red states? Let all the ignorant MAGA shit-for-brains move there. Go for it!
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
You know how to raise prices in red states? Let all the ignorant MAGA shit-for-brains move there. Go for it!
What? Do they just associate her with fear and loathing?
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
What? Do they just associate her with fear and loathing?
This was so fun to watch! I have never heard of these two before, but they are lovely. I’m going to have to check out more videos 👏👏👏
November 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
This was so fun to watch! I have never heard of these two before, but they are lovely. I’m going to have to check out more videos 👏👏👏
That “gal” wouldn’t be there if she weren’t MAGA faithful. She’s all in on this travesty. Gross.
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
That “gal” wouldn’t be there if she weren’t MAGA faithful. She’s all in on this travesty. Gross.
You just gotta put a little water in there and swish it around, make it all slick-like…
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
You just gotta put a little water in there and swish it around, make it all slick-like…
Someone told him Trump thinks he looks hotter without it, and after being shot 47 different times by the mafia, he is trying to protect his pussy.
November 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Someone told him Trump thinks he looks hotter without it, and after being shot 47 different times by the mafia, he is trying to protect his pussy.
Not so anonymous. It’s Timothy Mellon. Andrew’s money went to build libraries and fund PBS. Timothy’s is going to subsidize this while Trump tears down the White House. Quite a comedown for Mellon philanthropy.
October 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Not so anonymous. It’s Timothy Mellon. Andrew’s money went to build libraries and fund PBS. Timothy’s is going to subsidize this while Trump tears down the White House. Quite a comedown for Mellon philanthropy.
So a glowing endorsement of Schiff’s humanity and integrity, then.
October 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
So a glowing endorsement of Schiff’s humanity and integrity, then.
Cool story. Vote for Cuomo. Vote for Cuomo early! Absolutely nobody is stopping you.
October 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Cool story. Vote for Cuomo. Vote for Cuomo early! Absolutely nobody is stopping you.
It’s disqualifying.
October 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It’s disqualifying.
Yeah, The Cattle Ranchers! Get on board! Choo choo! 🚂🚂
October 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Yeah, The Cattle Ranchers! Get on board! Choo choo! 🚂🚂
You mean they want to seek accountability from those blasting propaganda? You’re one of those who support ICE in masks, aren’t you?
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
You mean they want to seek accountability from those blasting propaganda? You’re one of those who support ICE in masks, aren’t you?
This is the laziest strawman I’ve seen yet.
“We’ve had lots of politicians who won without Donald Trump’s help. Richard Nixon. Hoover. That Teapot Dome Guy. How’d they work out for us?”
What the hell does Zohran Mamdani have to do with Mitt Romney?
“We’ve had lots of politicians who won without Donald Trump’s help. Richard Nixon. Hoover. That Teapot Dome Guy. How’d they work out for us?”
What the hell does Zohran Mamdani have to do with Mitt Romney?
October 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is the laziest strawman I’ve seen yet.
“We’ve had lots of politicians who won without Donald Trump’s help. Richard Nixon. Hoover. That Teapot Dome Guy. How’d they work out for us?”
What the hell does Zohran Mamdani have to do with Mitt Romney?
“We’ve had lots of politicians who won without Donald Trump’s help. Richard Nixon. Hoover. That Teapot Dome Guy. How’d they work out for us?”
What the hell does Zohran Mamdani have to do with Mitt Romney?
I hate to do this to ya’, Beast, but your wallpaper may be the one thing you have in common with the Young Republicans of Greater New York! 🤣
October 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I hate to do this to ya’, Beast, but your wallpaper may be the one thing you have in common with the Young Republicans of Greater New York! 🤣