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Soil soil soil soil soil soil soil soil soil soil soil soil soil soil soil soil soil soil.....soil.
CTRL + F : S O I L == 0/0

Evidence.
March 18, 2025 at 6:52 AM
You can tell it's pandering bullshit because it starts off talking about a state representative and the ignorant.

Time and time again environmentalists who could not tell you why bulk density is important --- think they should be in charge of land management decisions.
March 18, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I dont know maybe talk to some fuckin forest soil scientists and not a "writer and environmentalist" --- jfc.

What a stupid article.
March 18, 2025 at 6:49 AM
yah, and imma be patient zero, because I lick ancient permafrost ice whenever I a chance the last few years.... FEAR>>>>>>>>>

Profile pic is evidence of permafrost-ice microbial activity~

FEAAARRRRRRRRR>>>@!>>>R>R>R
March 18, 2025 at 6:39 AM
... can't even dare to think.... about actually starting out on your own --- because you literally need --- that pre defined track to satisfy your own sense of self worth......

Self worth is worthless without any true self-action.

What do babies do when something is taken away?

Cry Cry Cry
March 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
To me --- these "roller coaster scientists" <--- people following the pre-defined track.....

Doing "science" because memetic "FOR SCIENCE" and some lofty "I do good" self aggrandizing bullshit, but you literally have never even considered "striking out on your own....FOR SCIENCE"
March 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The "Top Tier" students who literally had chauffeurs (hi mom) n who imposed an entire childhood plan on you, you never self organized from nothing, you've always has "structures" available to mimic and copy.

Your "problems" are akin to Kelly Kapowski getting the first B in her life.
March 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Couple that with the fact that its 2025 nd most PhD scientists have no fucking idea how the internet or even computers work.

Y'all are holding everything back by being ignorant and lazy.... I think its absolutely pathetic my guild in 1999 playing on dial up had better cyber-infra vs sci-academics
March 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You don't need "likes" and 'reposts' 'quote-posts'.... all of that is the fucking 'social game' ....

Replying to a reply creates a separate line of thought that cannot be followed in relation to the parallel conversations.

Its disjointed, discombobulating.

Forums are linear and better.
March 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
wriggle wiggle n giggle~
March 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
lets see what a failed out original everquester (heyoooo Fennin`Ro!!!!) whose finally gettin their phd in unique ass discipline and been dreaming about education information systems .... because they failed out and never expected to get awarded grantz neways~!

Chop Fucking Chop~~!!!!

c u in lguk~
March 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I guess forests are just trees, rocks, and water.... who gives a cares about the soils anyways eh?

its just there to hold the trees up~

Like... y'all are in this work and you..... dont even offer soils positions?

cool cool cool cool coool..... coool... cooooooooooooooooooool.
March 6, 2025 at 9:10 AM
but wut is it when we say "ohh lots of zeros (zeroes? zereos? zeerios?) on that check?"

is it a plural plural? is multi plural a thing?

I don't know --

I was playing Everquest in '99 instead of doing homework,
March 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
ok cupid but Y u gotta shoot so many aquic soils with N pal? Y O'Soil Oh Why?!

Y U SHOOT THEM RIGHT UP THE TILE DRAIN?!?!

Y pal Y!?!
March 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
wheres the soil map? i bet soem real slithery silty soil around somwhere? wut textures eeel liek? do they scrub eeelscales on sand ?
February 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
really? most parents teach their kids math, english, history, science (biology, chemistry, physics) , computer-skills, IT, a foreign language?

because im pretty sure THOSE ARE CONSIDERED PRIMARY EDUCATION CATEGORIES?

fuck you.
February 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
u should tell huberman that whiffing freshly wetted soils will "induce geosmin affected health metrics positively" and put soils on the map 4 the public pal~~ gotta make up for that private stanford work to the people of california somehows~
February 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
ya donate to me and i'll buyem!
February 14, 2025 at 12:06 PM
HIY~! Lemme know where i can find dem sweet mini soil profile exposures so i can go full popparazzi on aridisol lovin aminals n nab secret shots of them to sell on the news
February 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
oya also cuz im the only visual anthro-cryo-pedologist on the planet as well... even if u take out the cryo and im still the only one! !~~@ muahahahahah!
February 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM