Ok.. but what if you really liked watching KPop Demon Hunters with your tween son over the weekend and can't stop singing 'Golden' in your head?

I reached peak plant nerd. At my kiddos school yesterday for run-club (I'm a coach) and some of the kids were bringing home classroom science projects they had to give as a gift to their Moms for Mother's Day and I said, "oh pretty! Nice job! nasturtium?"
Student,"(blink) how did you KNOW that?"
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I've coined my carefully curated gardening bluesky feed "bloom-scrolling" and it makes the day so much better. #gardening

Conversations with your narcissistic Mother as she talks about her possibly coming to visit this summer, "So, how are you doing on your weight loss anyway?"
"Oh, been at my goal (she insisted to know what) for a while now."
"Oh God, you're going to waste away into nothing next!"

Anyone know if I can take any supplements NOW, so when they eventually DO burn me for being a witch/queer/woman/mother/etc. that my blood burns fun colors to really freak them out? (Or for funsises, with some sort of toxic fumes? 🙂‍↕️)

Don't really appreciate my Pixel watch reminding me to relax, or take a break and breathe.

Girl. I'm barely holding it together here. Read the room.

very excited to see what happens when you make a deeply compromised addict the leader of the department of defense and subordinate to a madman

I'm not comfortable with "Gulf of America"... you can't just wake up one day and decide to have a new name and expect everyone to just start calling you that. That's silly. How do you expect us to learn that? You've been the Gulf of Mexico this whole time! It's too confusing.

Oop. #deadnamethegulf

I have a feeling someone may need this today.

This is a time that will try all our souls. We must let our friends & family know we see them, we value them & we will stand up to protect everyone’s right to be themselves.

Congrats to Donald Trump who made my non-binary child a target on his FIRST DAY IN OFFICE. Was it that important? 18 countries legally recognise non-binary people and have protections for the trans community, and now our official documents do exactly the opposite. Disgraceful and repulsive.

Celebrating the 3 year anniversary of my Hysterectomy, Uterus Yeterus. Aka according Sen. Josh Hawley I was no longer a woman (whoopsy no uterus no womanhood!) but I still have my vagina. I mean, unless suddenly I feel like I gotta rent that out to lawmakers, oh wait... I'm not Carrie Underwood.