I’m no expert but…
@plaisteach.bsky.social
Connoisseur of coffee and sandwiches.
I once made eye contact on the tube and was exiled to Devon.
I once made eye contact on the tube and was exiled to Devon.
Over the last week the news has been full of stories of Grok making illegal images available. Today I noticed it’s top of the app download charts. What the fuck is wrong with people?
January 10, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Over the last week the news has been full of stories of Grok making illegal images available. Today I noticed it’s top of the app download charts. What the fuck is wrong with people?
I was just reading an article on The Times about how xAI’s new supercomputer is polluting a nearby town. One day historians will look back and wonder how we didn’t see it coming won’t they?
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I was just reading an article on The Times about how xAI’s new supercomputer is polluting a nearby town. One day historians will look back and wonder how we didn’t see it coming won’t they?
I was just reading about this new Nations Cup that the Six Nations are planning with SANZAAR. I had to check a map.
Has anyone told Japan they’re moving?
Has anyone told Japan they’re moving?
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I was just reading about this new Nations Cup that the Six Nations are planning with SANZAAR. I had to check a map.
Has anyone told Japan they’re moving?
Has anyone told Japan they’re moving?
Just updating my phone software and this description sounds like something the Federal Bureau of Control would have written. What is an “unexpected artefact”?
September 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Just updating my phone software and this description sounds like something the Federal Bureau of Control would have written. What is an “unexpected artefact”?
Back in the day, we used to beat the shit out of right wing thugs who marched through London. I want that country back. 🇬🇧
September 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Back in the day, we used to beat the shit out of right wing thugs who marched through London. I want that country back. 🇬🇧
When are we going to get localised trending topics in the @bsky.app?
I’m in the UK and I’m finding it hard to comprehend that all people are talking about is electricity, bird spotting, home decoration, big cats or aquatic mammals.
I’m in the UK and I’m finding it hard to comprehend that all people are talking about is electricity, bird spotting, home decoration, big cats or aquatic mammals.
August 11, 2025 at 10:43 AM
When are we going to get localised trending topics in the @bsky.app?
I’m in the UK and I’m finding it hard to comprehend that all people are talking about is electricity, bird spotting, home decoration, big cats or aquatic mammals.
I’m in the UK and I’m finding it hard to comprehend that all people are talking about is electricity, bird spotting, home decoration, big cats or aquatic mammals.
Just saw a report from earlier today about the work that @nationaltrust.org.uk do in the Farne Islands. Great work by them as always but I did have a good chuckle at the technique for weighing puffins.
August 10, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Just saw a report from earlier today about the work that @nationaltrust.org.uk do in the Farne Islands. Great work by them as always but I did have a good chuckle at the technique for weighing puffins.
@monzo.com seem to be doing their best to make paying my @unison.org.uk fees seem less of a bill…
July 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
@monzo.com seem to be doing their best to make paying my @unison.org.uk fees seem less of a bill…
Waking up and getting up has never been easy. Usually I have to drag myself out of bed and brace myself for the day with a few coffees. On Sundays though I start my day with the beach, and it’s much better.
July 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Waking up and getting up has never been easy. Usually I have to drag myself out of bed and brace myself for the day with a few coffees. On Sundays though I start my day with the beach, and it’s much better.
Just contacted EE about an issue I’m having with my phone. Their new “visual service” said it will get me to the right person quickly. Unfortunately I think it may have overlooked something quite important…
July 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Just contacted EE about an issue I’m having with my phone. Their new “visual service” said it will get me to the right person quickly. Unfortunately I think it may have overlooked something quite important…
Do you mean Tottenham Cake?
July 16, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Do you mean Tottenham Cake?
My daughter has reached that age where she likes a bit of drama and she’s started reading books that feature lots of teen drama and gossip.
She spotted this at the school fayre and paid 20p for it. She didn’t get what she paid for.
She spotted this at the school fayre and paid 20p for it. She didn’t get what she paid for.
July 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My daughter has reached that age where she likes a bit of drama and she’s started reading books that feature lots of teen drama and gossip.
She spotted this at the school fayre and paid 20p for it. She didn’t get what she paid for.
She spotted this at the school fayre and paid 20p for it. She didn’t get what she paid for.
Received a suspected scam text this morning and decided to fight spam with spam.
July 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Received a suspected scam text this morning and decided to fight spam with spam.
I saw a military style boot camp on the beach on Sunday. There was lots of shouting and jogging and push ups and sit ups in the sea and they were wearing Bergens. Didn’t see any of them take the opportunity to make a quick brew and have a fag though so can it really be called military style?
July 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I saw a military style boot camp on the beach on Sunday. There was lots of shouting and jogging and push ups and sit ups in the sea and they were wearing Bergens. Didn’t see any of them take the opportunity to make a quick brew and have a fag though so can it really be called military style?
Marshall Law - The Tekken Bruce Lee?
June 9, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Marshall Law - The Tekken Bruce Lee?
I was just watching my local news and saw this great example of nominative determinism. Had to share with @andrewhunterm.bsky.social
May 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I was just watching my local news and saw this great example of nominative determinism. Had to share with @andrewhunterm.bsky.social
In an effort to shut him up I’ve made him this spot the difference that should keep him busy for a while…
March 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
In an effort to shut him up I’ve made him this spot the difference that should keep him busy for a while…
In a follow up to Uber Eats slightly racist St. Patrick’s offer, we have a bleak Mothers Day deal…
March 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
In a follow up to Uber Eats slightly racist St. Patrick’s offer, we have a bleak Mothers Day deal…
Had a great night at the @royalalberthall.bsky.social for the @teenagecancertrust.bsky.social evening of comedy in support of a fantastic charity. Donate here: donate.teenagecancertrust.org?type=single&....
March 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Had a great night at the @royalalberthall.bsky.social for the @teenagecancertrust.bsky.social evening of comedy in support of a fantastic charity. Donate here: donate.teenagecancertrust.org?type=single&....
Is this show just going to end up making no sense like Lost?
March 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Is this show just going to end up making no sense like Lost?
Uber Eats have a section for #St.Patricks weekend called Ingredients for an Irish supper and it’s just mince, potatoes and butter. 😂
March 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Uber Eats have a section for #St.Patricks weekend called Ingredients for an Irish supper and it’s just mince, potatoes and butter. 😂
I feel like Chicken Tonight
February 28, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I feel like Chicken Tonight
My brain failed to see the “View full thread” and this really confused me for far too long.
February 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My brain failed to see the “View full thread” and this really confused me for far too long.