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Monodontinae on the High Plains. Should have been a xiphactinus. Teacher.
Failure of nominative determinism
January 23, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Failure of nominative determinism
Beatrice, NE—beeATris
Norfolk, NE—nor-fork
Salina,Ks SuhLIEna
It was always fun with the new TV weather people—part of the initiation process must have been strongly worded letters from indignant Midwesterners.
Norfolk, NE—nor-fork
Salina,Ks SuhLIEna
It was always fun with the new TV weather people—part of the initiation process must have been strongly worded letters from indignant Midwesterners.
October 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Beatrice, NE—beeATris
Norfolk, NE—nor-fork
Salina,Ks SuhLIEna
It was always fun with the new TV weather people—part of the initiation process must have been strongly worded letters from indignant Midwesterners.
Norfolk, NE—nor-fork
Salina,Ks SuhLIEna
It was always fun with the new TV weather people—part of the initiation process must have been strongly worded letters from indignant Midwesterners.
Jimmys, Joes, X’s and O’s and whatnot
October 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Jimmys, Joes, X’s and O’s and whatnot
Bruce Springsteen and the K Street Band
September 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Bruce Springsteen and the K Street Band
Hermey from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer grown up and playing baseball instead of going to dental school
August 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Hermey from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer grown up and playing baseball instead of going to dental school
The part that gets me is that the FEMA disaster budget for the fiscal year is $20 billion. And anything over $100,000 expenditure needs approved, not by the head of FEMA, but the DHS secretary?
July 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The part that gets me is that the FEMA disaster budget for the fiscal year is $20 billion. And anything over $100,000 expenditure needs approved, not by the head of FEMA, but the DHS secretary?
And to think he was the better option to Tim Huelskamp way back when…
July 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
And to think he was the better option to Tim Huelskamp way back when…
I scrolled a lot longer than I thought I’d have to to find this. My class LOVED singing along with the theme song.
July 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I scrolled a lot longer than I thought I’d have to to find this. My class LOVED singing along with the theme song.
A fine place to ride out a storm (that you were warned about).
May 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
A fine place to ride out a storm (that you were warned about).
Just had a dust storm warning last night…
May 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Just had a dust storm warning last night…
What town did autocorrect change? Was it Kanarado?
May 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
What town did autocorrect change? Was it Kanarado?
Dan. Mostly remember it as the first and last album I bought on cassette and CD.
April 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Dan. Mostly remember it as the first and last album I bought on cassette and CD.
Here for any and all narwhal content!
March 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Here for any and all narwhal content!
Has he said anything of substance on any issue in the last two decades?
March 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Has he said anything of substance on any issue in the last two decades?
No, because you’d have written “Oh, Lord—does that mean I’m a robot and didn’t know it?” Your comma usage proves your humanity.
February 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
No, because you’d have written “Oh, Lord—does that mean I’m a robot and didn’t know it?” Your comma usage proves your humanity.
Imagine having an all-time first name and an all-time nickname.
January 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Imagine having an all-time first name and an all-time nickname.
Steve Urkel’s suave alter ego
December 26, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Steve Urkel’s suave alter ego
From your voice, I think you might have diabetes. It has nothing to do with a diet of exclusively cookies since the 1970s.
December 22, 2024 at 4:13 AM
From your voice, I think you might have diabetes. It has nothing to do with a diet of exclusively cookies since the 1970s.
Based on some things the legislative leadership has mentioned, not all of KANSAS has learned from what happened in Kansas when we cut taxes.
November 20, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Based on some things the legislative leadership has mentioned, not all of KANSAS has learned from what happened in Kansas when we cut taxes.