I want someone to open a pizza parlor with the "all you can eat buffet" ethos.
Hand me a 12" thick crust base, and let me put the right amount of toppings on, instead of the taste of disappointment.

Ooh Get the fire brigade, Get the fire brigade, If you jump, you've got to wait your turn..
Am I showing my age quoting songs by The Move 🤔
#classicvw #dubsiren

Want to see the face of a man who just turned 51?
Me neither.. #brokeallthemirrors

The trouble with foolproof is, there is always a fool who will prove you wrong.

It's the weekend, plenty of free time to procrastinate and do nothing. When did I start bringing my work home with me 🤔

Okay, so neither the sun, nor the euphoria stuck around 🙄

I've never believed in UFOs before, but there is a strange yellow globe in the sky and I'm experiencing mild euphoria 🤔

Haven't figured out yet if this is the new Twitter or Instantsham 🤔

Latest in a long line of books started whilst traveling that need to be finished

I wish I was allowed a dog where I lodge. I wish I wasn't out of the house for 10 hours a day which would be unfair on the dog. I wish I had the energy in the hours I am not at work, to look after other people's dogs. I need to fill this dog shaped void. Send dog pics..

Is this fresh slate license to completely let go without worrying about losing followers. Am I ready to admit how unhinged my mind is...

Am I supposed to introduce myself or something 🤔

Starting the Meta exodus