Syndrome was just a misunderstood child with an unfortunate name choice, alright

if a large oil corporation has all their assets entirely dependent on crude oil, they're going to collapse. Not because of net zero, but because they're fucking stupid

dunno, sounds like the largest corporations in existence that totally own the means for all mining and chemical production in general might struggle to adapt to producing different types of chemicals

Money-shifting my 1200hp big block mower on the People's Penthouse green (actually just weed) roof, sending pistons flying off the edge to annihilate the bourgeoisie street vendors a kilometre below like rods of god

FUCK. Changed my mind

30th floor lawn mower circuit races

You know what's more efficient than running diesel tractors? Shifting water, soil, and building materials to the 20th floor

Living in The Place Where The Farming Happens while someone on discord tells me that hydroponics and green roofs alone can easily feed high density housing blocks independently. Sustainable infrastructure is when you make everything drastically more energy intensive

This is up there with that time a fascist porn actor kamikazed another right wing figure in 1976 Japan with a Piper Cherokee for "aviation things I should have known earlier. What the fuck"