You can not tell me Olivia Benson threw the word "pugilist" out there like she just knew it off the top of her head. That is autistic pedantic speech, a ten dollar Harvard word--an Alex Cabot word. But you can't tell me, right?

#cabenson #svu

A Java programmer walked into a bar;

My brother to his gf: It's like people who have a thing for their partners wearing the Ghostface mask. Those people are weird.

Me in the backseat:

"Casey, what good would it do anyone for you to kill your career?"

#svu #lawandordersvu #elliotstabler #caseynovak #poisoned #manhattan

Five feet apart because they’re socially awkward.

Two gays, neurodivergent, in a yellow wood.