P. K. Dork
@pkdork.bsky.social
douche bag says what?
“I feel that I won Minnesota. I think I won it all three times,” he said last week. “I won it all three times, in my opinion, and it’s a corrupt state—a corrupt voting state.”
“I feel that I won Minnesota. I think I won it all three times,” he said last week. “I won it all three times, in my opinion, and it’s a corrupt state—a corrupt voting state.”
January 16, 2026 at 9:16 PM
douche bag says what?
“I feel that I won Minnesota. I think I won it all three times,” he said last week. “I won it all three times, in my opinion, and it’s a corrupt state—a corrupt voting state.”
“I feel that I won Minnesota. I think I won it all three times,” he said last week. “I won it all three times, in my opinion, and it’s a corrupt state—a corrupt voting state.”
tis a shitty shitty day
tis a shitty shitty day
tis a shitty shitty day
all day long
tis a shitty shitty day
tis a shitty shitty day
all day long
January 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
tis a shitty shitty day
tis a shitty shitty day
tis a shitty shitty day
all day long
tis a shitty shitty day
tis a shitty shitty day
all day long
i received your letter yesterday
about the time the doorknob broke
when you asked me how i was doing
was that some kind of joke?
these people that you mention
yes i know them, they're quite lame
i had to rearrange their faces,
and give them all another name
to put it more simply, FUCK OFF!
about the time the doorknob broke
when you asked me how i was doing
was that some kind of joke?
these people that you mention
yes i know them, they're quite lame
i had to rearrange their faces,
and give them all another name
to put it more simply, FUCK OFF!
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i received your letter yesterday
about the time the doorknob broke
when you asked me how i was doing
was that some kind of joke?
these people that you mention
yes i know them, they're quite lame
i had to rearrange their faces,
and give them all another name
to put it more simply, FUCK OFF!
about the time the doorknob broke
when you asked me how i was doing
was that some kind of joke?
these people that you mention
yes i know them, they're quite lame
i had to rearrange their faces,
and give them all another name
to put it more simply, FUCK OFF!
Who's the fool with the cross eyed stare
The turned up nose and neurotic flair
Who's the simpleton standing over there
The turned up nose and neurotic flair
Who's the simpleton standing over there
October 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Who's the fool with the cross eyed stare
The turned up nose and neurotic flair
Who's the simpleton standing over there
The turned up nose and neurotic flair
Who's the simpleton standing over there
Oscar Winner Octavia Spencer Plays A Prostitute - Bad Santa (2003)
YouTube video by Oscar Hookers
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October 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
October 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Do we not like the Yankee team, or do we despise Yankee fans? The images captured during the telecast were horrifying.
October 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Do we not like the Yankee team, or do we despise Yankee fans? The images captured during the telecast were horrifying.
Listen, all of you old fuckers: when the facial hair goes completely gray, it's time to shave it off. it no longer makes you look cool, just older.
September 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Listen, all of you old fuckers: when the facial hair goes completely gray, it's time to shave it off. it no longer makes you look cool, just older.
since universal adoption of the DH, AL postseason action has dipped significantly on the highly regarded 'lame scale'. maybe a new wrinkle this year, ala Raleigh et. al., we'll see.
mets would've been cool. cincy doesn't belong.
on with the secular festivities!
mets would've been cool. cincy doesn't belong.
on with the secular festivities!
September 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
since universal adoption of the DH, AL postseason action has dipped significantly on the highly regarded 'lame scale'. maybe a new wrinkle this year, ala Raleigh et. al., we'll see.
mets would've been cool. cincy doesn't belong.
on with the secular festivities!
mets would've been cool. cincy doesn't belong.
on with the secular festivities!
I just realized, perusing the mid-week day games now airing on the MLB app, that I like ZERO central division teams. it's not a geographic bias --- the clubs, aside from the brewers, perhaps, are BORING to watch.
August 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I just realized, perusing the mid-week day games now airing on the MLB app, that I like ZERO central division teams. it's not a geographic bias --- the clubs, aside from the brewers, perhaps, are BORING to watch.
Astros uni's reek of double A ball.
August 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Astros uni's reek of double A ball.
even you, yesterday, had to ask me 'where it was at'
I could believe, after all this time, you didn't know me better than that
sweet lady
I could believe, after all this time, you didn't know me better than that
sweet lady
August 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
even you, yesterday, had to ask me 'where it was at'
I could believe, after all this time, you didn't know me better than that
sweet lady
I could believe, after all this time, you didn't know me better than that
sweet lady
there's no fire on the Mets baseball club. their play is often listless, stilted. and putrid. and boring.
August 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
there's no fire on the Mets baseball club. their play is often listless, stilted. and putrid. and boring.
the Washington Nationals, overweight and under developed.
July 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
the Washington Nationals, overweight and under developed.
every time I see max fried's no. 54 I think of the great goose gossage. how the fuck does an organization retire a mediocrity like jorge posada's no. and not gossage?
July 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
every time I see max fried's no. 54 I think of the great goose gossage. how the fuck does an organization retire a mediocrity like jorge posada's no. and not gossage?
take a stab
I started out on burgundy
But soon hit the harder stuff
Everybody said they'd stand behind me
When the game got rough
But the joke was on me
There was nobody even there to bluff
I'm going back to New York City
I do believe I've had enough.
I started out on burgundy
But soon hit the harder stuff
Everybody said they'd stand behind me
When the game got rough
But the joke was on me
There was nobody even there to bluff
I'm going back to New York City
I do believe I've had enough.
July 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
take a stab
I started out on burgundy
But soon hit the harder stuff
Everybody said they'd stand behind me
When the game got rough
But the joke was on me
There was nobody even there to bluff
I'm going back to New York City
I do believe I've had enough.
I started out on burgundy
But soon hit the harder stuff
Everybody said they'd stand behind me
When the game got rough
But the joke was on me
There was nobody even there to bluff
I'm going back to New York City
I do believe I've had enough.
the June swoon is a beloved Mets tradition.
'Mazzilli, Flynn, Youngblood ... the Magic is back!'
'Mazzilli, Flynn, Youngblood ... the Magic is back!'
June 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
the June swoon is a beloved Mets tradition.
'Mazzilli, Flynn, Youngblood ... the Magic is back!'
'Mazzilli, Flynn, Youngblood ... the Magic is back!'
phils managed one run in their embarrassing series vs the Astros. these mini slumps are somewhat frequent and ill-timed. qqqqq
June 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
phils managed one run in their embarrassing series vs the Astros. these mini slumps are somewhat frequent and ill-timed. qqqqq
why does giants skipper bob Melvin look so miserable all the time?
June 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
why does giants skipper bob Melvin look so miserable all the time?
